- Microsoft Sam
- Â Master Chief / ... 127 episodes, 2008-2024
- Microsoft Mike
- Â The Arbiter / ... 127 episodes, 2008-2024
- Jon Graham
- Â Eugene / ... 91 episodes, 2008-2023
- Elizabeth Carr-Ernst
- Â Claire / ... 28 episodes, 2008-2020
- Microsoft Mary
- Â Cortana 28 episodes, 2008-2023
- Greg
- Â Self / ... 20 episodes, 2010-2023
- Ian Beckman
- Â Cameron / ... 17 episodes, 2011-2012
- HollywoodAngels
- Â Cody / ... 14 episodes, 2011-2013
- Bruce Greene
- Â Colin / ... 14 episodes, 2008-2013
- Matt Dannevik
- Â Stephen / ... 12 episodes, 2011-2012
- Khail Anonymous
- Â Adam / ... 12 episodes, 2011-2013
- Jordan Kast
- Â Tyler / ... 9 episodes, 2008-2013
- Shaun Hutchinson
- Â Duncan 7 episodes, 2011
- Eric Watkin
- Â Adam 5 episodes, 2019-2022
- Daniel Laszlo
- Â Boris Smirnoff / ... 5 episodes, 2009-2022
- Jennifer Espino
- Â Emma / ... 5 episodes, 2012-2013
- Kristian Boruff
- Â Kyle 4 episodes, 2013
- John Yniguez
- Â Eugene's Father / ... 4 episodes, 2013
- J.C. Cheng
- Â Victoria Donnovich / ... 4 episodes, 2011
- Lindsey Washburn
- Â Adam's Mom / ... 4 episodes, 2011
- Jack Howitzer
- Â Adam's Captain 2 / ... 3 episodes, 2019-2022
- Rob Talbert
- Â Tyler King / ... 3 episodes, 2012
- Ron Campbell
- Â Brian 3 episodes, 2011
- Kunal Shetty
- Â Blue Clan Member / ... 2 episodes, 2013
- Scott Robison
- Â Moderator 2 episodes, 2011
- Lynx Saturn
- Â Adam's Captain 4 / ... 2 episodes, 2022
- Rinny
- Â Claire 2 episodes, 2022
- Ashleigh Aishwarya
- Â Dispatcher / ... 2 episodes, 2020-2022
- Whitney Lynn
- Â Adam's Captain 3 2 episodes, 2022
- Pure Kino
- Â Adam's Captain 2 / ... 2 episodes, 2022
- Christiaan Connors
- Â Adam's Captain 4 / ... 2 episodes, 2022
- Woody Tondorf
- Â Claire's Friend / ... 2 episodes, 2013
- Jack Conway
- Â Random Player #1 1 episode, 2013
- Tyler Graim
- Â Warden 1 episode, 2013
- Rebecca Trépanier
- Â Kylie 1 episode, 2022
- Xbox Live Players
- Â Themselves 1 episode, 2011
- Joel
- Â Xbox Live Player 1 episode, 2011
- Micah Brooke
- Â Clan Member #2 1 episode, 2013
- Joel Rubin
- Â Random Player #2 1 episode, 2013
- Yoris Bosman
- Â Fan #2 1 episode, 2019
- Mattisse Weyler-Hubert
- Â TOSERS Moderator #1 1 episode, 2019
- Aidan MacAulay
- Â TOSERS Moderator #2 1 episode, 2019
- Todd Jensen
- Â Web Administrator's Friend 1 episode, 2019
- Cole Yeager
- Â Captain's Soldier 1 1 episode, 2019
- Samuel Parish
- Â TOSERS Moderator #2 1 episode, 2020
- Brandon Vancour
- Â Hacker 1 episode, 2022
- Joe Grix
- Â Celebrity / ... 1 episode, 2020
- MauLer
- Â Prisoner 1 episode, 2020
- Christopher Mendoza
- Â Adam's Captain 5 1 episode, 2022
- Fringy
- Â Prisoner 1 episode, 2020
- DJ Herman
- Â SWAT Agent 1 1 episode, 2022
- Rags
- Â Prisoner 1 episode, 2020
- Adam Montoya
- Â Jon GJC 1 episode, 2011
- Christopher Lockey
- Â Adam's Friend #1 1 episode, 2011
