- Bruce Davison
- Dr. Stanley Cole
- Nathan Reid
- Nick Lane
- Nicole Balsam
- Alyssa
- Leslie Easterbrook
- Hildie 'the Witch'
- Malcolm McDowell
- Boogeyman
- Jason Leavy
- Finbar
- Michael Barra
- Andy 'The Abominable Snowman'
- Kyle Mullins
- Jamie
- Gilbert Gottfried
- Pig Man
- Tyler Mane
- Bernie 'the Cyclops'
- Jim Hanks
- Frank Stein
- Melanie Iglesias
- Catherine
- Dared Wright
- Ted / Ned
- Richmond Shepard
- Virgil 'the Sandman'
- Lesleh Donaldson
- Anne
- Michael Buscemi
- Adam
- Ed Heavey
- Dave Higgins
- Christopher McClellan
- Evan
- Michael Leavy
- Timothy
- Matt Connors
- Clover
- Eileen Dietz
- Jamie's Mother
- Johnny Collins
- Johnny
- Gilbrando Acevedo
- Sanzabar the Genie / Creature of the Pool
- Bethany Watson
- Nancy
- Renae Geerlings
- Bella
- Carly Brooke
- Kylie
- Vic Dibitetto
- Sheriff Ed Moore
- Michelle Taylor
- Esmeralda
- Courtney Baxter
- Female Tooth Fairy
- Ron Jeremy
- Male Tooth Fairy
- Craig Loydgren
- Purple Pete
- Ari Barkan
- Gary the Goblin
- Fred Rubino
- Minion
- Jillian Geurts
- Young Hildie
- Logan Sutherland
- Young Cole
- John Michael Hastie
- Young Clover
- Chris Lazzaro
- Ray 'Jailbird' Barbones
- Krista Ayne
- Anna the Alien
- Rebecca Ruber
- Bimbo the Bunny / Ava the Alien
- Daniel Iglesias
- Janitor
- Robert Privitera
- The Mummy
- Dina Cataldi
- Officer Wilcox
- Analise Scarpaci
- Snow Cone Girl
- Jake Collins
- Snow Cone Boy
- Jackie Adragna
- Zombie
- Jack Norman
- Sasquatch / The Wicked One
- Espen Sigurdsen
- Leprechaun
- Sean Imbraguglio
- Billy 'The Beast' Brunswick
- Annamarie Russo
- Boogeyman's Twin Slave #1
- Ginamarie Russo
- Boogeyman's Twin Slave #2
- Richard Weir
- Dogman
- Joey Curtis-Green
- Young Dave Higgins
- Ian D'Arcy
- Teenaged Dave Higgins
- Anna Salvadeo
- Jamie's Hot Date
- Isabelle Kay
- Bar Patron
- Jamie Root
- Medusa / Mary 'the Waitress'
- Victoria Della Salla
- Janet 'the Waitress'
- Briana Calcagno
- Receptionist
- Mark Langston
- Leo / Zachary 'the Zombie'
- Nicholas Siggia
- Marvin 'the Muffin Man'
- Bobby C. King
- Robbie G. Queen
- The Staten Island Clown
- Self
- Caitlin Scarpa
- Jogger
- Joe Bess
- Toby the Troll
- Andrew Johansen
- Grumpy 'The Garden Gnome'
- Matthew Provenzano
- Pumpkin Punk
- Kevin Collins
- The Headless Bikeman
- Billy Sheridan
- Medusa's Statue
- Robert Leavy
- The Jersey Devil
- Kevin Sheridan
- Hagatha 'the Hag'
- Craig Joseph Pisani
- Clarence 'the Clown'
- Baby Dick
- Self
- Taylor Privitera
- Hannah 'the Half-Breed'
- Danielle Driscoll
- Patricia Lampington
- Fred Ferguson
- Self
- Lauren Della Salla
- Alyssa's Mom
- Steven Della Salla
- Vincent the Vampire
- Francesca Hoff
- Diner Patron
- Jeremy Leavy
- Diner Patron
- Ava O'Donnell
- (uncredited)
