What If...?

DEFECTIVE MAN! is the story of two co-workers who, after being injured in a chemical accident, become not-so-super heroes. After years of putting up with the two's new "traits," they finally get fired from their workplace (with severance) and start their own brand of low-impact law enforcement. Defective Man and his side-kick, Horn Dog, recruit a couple more heroes (Captain Orange-Piss and Bill Gill) and set out to save the world... well, at least Albuquerque... from the nefarious Hevvy Flo and her right hand man, Ronny Tobins. Hijinks ensue.

Howard (Ilja Peltonen) is a florist without ability to speak or hear. One day a bank is robbed near by Howard's florist shop, and Howard accidentally kills the man who robbed the bank. From then on, the police start chasing Howard through the city and the body count gets higher by the minute..

Spiderman must stop the evil Business Lizard Man from stealing three diamonds that he wants to use to power his laser.

A man named Buddy Joe decides to avenge his father who was coldly assassinated by his sworn enemy, Fidel Castro.

When Bruce Elwood, a Wyoming rancher, hears that golf-champion Freddie Hayden is in an area golf tournament, he sends word that he would like Freddie to come teach golf lessons at his Cowboy Golf Club. Upon arriving, and much to the dismay of Elwood, Freddie turns out to be a woman. She remains and the ranch cowboys neglect their work to take lessons from Freddie. Bad Willie, the area's leading cattle rustler and baddest badman, also is attracted to Freddie.

Two young warriors fightfor possession of a dumpling that leads from a lonely hilltop to the Forbidden City, from the Temple of Heaven to the Great Wall, then back to the hill where it began. Harmony is restored as they realize that having even half a dumpling is better than fighting!