• 2004
  • TV-MA
The Angry Video Game Nerd

Summary A foul-mouthed nerd reviews bad video games. View more details

  • 2004
  • TV-MA

The Angry Video Game Nerd

Directed : Unknown

Written : Unknown

Stars : James Rolfe Kieran Fallon Mike Matei Kyle Justin

All cast & crew

8.5

Details

Genres : Action Comedy Fantasy Sci-Fi

Release date : May 24, 2004

Countries of origin : United States

Official sites : Cinemassacre.com Minecraft

Language : English Spanish

Filming locations : Newark, New Jersey, USA

Production companies : Cinemassacre Productions GameTrailers Screenwave Media

Summary A foul-mouthed nerd reviews bad video games. View more details

Details

Genres : Action Comedy Fantasy Sci-Fi

Release date : May 24, 2004

Countries of origin : United States

Official sites : Cinemassacre.com Minecraft

Language : English Spanish

Filming locations : Newark, New Jersey, USA

Production companies : Cinemassacre Productions GameTrailers Screenwave Media

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Episodes

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Episode 1 • May 24, 2004
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
Why is Castlevania 1 and 3 a bloody good time and Castlevania 2 worthy of a stake to the heart? The Angry Nintendo Nerd reveals why.
Episode 2 • Jun 14, 2004
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
The Nerd talks about the worst game ever for the NES.
Episode 3 • Apr 07, 2006
The Karate Kid
James talks about The Karate Kid for the Nintendo Entertainment System.
Episode 4 • Apr 23, 2006
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The Nerd reviews a video game release of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit".
Episode 5 • Jun 20, 2006
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Nerd grabs a beer and decides to review the first Ninja Turtles game for the NES. For a game that's based off of a kids show, it's not kid friendly when the platforms in the levels make it tricky for you to jump on and the rapid re-spawning of the enemies. The Nerd's main complaint is the electrifying seaweed which makes swimming under water more difficult than it seems. Not to mention that at some points in the game you're unable to get any of the turtles out of the water upon the land levels despite how they're able to swim in the underwater levels.
Episode 6 • Jul 20, 2006
Back to the Future
The Nerd reviews two awful Back to the Future games.
Episode 7 • Aug 24, 2006
M.C. Kids
The Nerd reviews "McKids" a promotional game from the fast food chain McDonalds.
Episode 8 • Aug 31, 2006
Wally Bear and the No! Gang
The Nerd observes the cartridge to the game Wally Bear, and is confused by the label that says "Press Here" which is literally part of the actual label of the game. The game itself isn't too exciting for a game that is trying to teach kids the dangers of drugs. The most ironic thing about the game is it has a hot-line that contains a recording of what is suppose to be Wally Bear telling kids about the dangers of drugs. The hot-line is still active to this day despite that the game was released 14 years ago. The Nerd suspects that the recording lays dormant in some guy's dusty basement. The fact alone that an old recording still being active in an abandon area is very haunting.
Episode 9 • Sep 07, 2006
Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu
The Nerd invites a guest to play the two player mode on Master Chu. One of the hand full of NES games that come in a baby blue color cartridge. There isn't anything great about the game other than the main character being drunk hence the word drunkard in the title. The Nerd's main complaint is the music repeating itself with the same stereotypical Chinese music, along with boss fights that have no challenge to them.
Episode 10 • Sep 14, 2006
Top Gun
The Nerd reviews a flight simulating NES game which is based off of the movie Top Gun. For an older flight simulating video game there isn't much to offer since it's made for the NES, but the confusing controls and lack of music makes the Nerd irritated. His main complaint goes to the landing the plane sequence which always results in the plane crashing into the ocean despite that the Nerd did his best to steer the plane in the correct coordinates. For the finale the Nerd reviews the sequel Top Gun: Second Mission. Which he likes how it's game play is a lot more fast pace, but complains that the missile kill you at a far range giving you less time to avoid them.
Episode 11 • Sep 21, 2006
Double Dragon 3
The angry video game nerd rants about the flaws of Double dragon III.
Episode 12 • Oct 12, 2006
Friday the 13th
Jason Voorhees is pissed off that the Angry Video Game Nerd is talking smack about his NES video game. Instead of killing him, he makes the Nerd suffer by playing the game.
Episode 13 • Oct 30, 2006
A Nightmare on Elm Street
After getting rid of Jason, the Nerd appeared to be free from his torture. Only to discover that he's being visited by Freddy in his dreams. In the dream world Freddy forces the Nerd to play the Nightmare on Elm Street game for the NES. With the generic Halloween monsters and the campy music, it was far from being as great as it's movie counterpart. The Nerd's main complaint is that the main character in the game has no weapons except for the dream sequences. The Nerd will have to think of something fast if he wants to get rid of Freddy and get out of his own nightmare.
Episode 14 • Nov 14, 2006
Power Glove
The Angry Video Game Nerd will tell you why the power glove is so bad.
Episode 15 • Nov 27, 2006
Chronologically Confused About Movie and Video Game Sequels
The Nerd takes a break from reviewing games to do this special episode in which he gives out his analysis on game and movie franchises with confusing titles and chronological orders. In the first part he complains about the bundle of remakes to Street Fighter 2, the spin-offs to Mega Man, and the unreleased titles to Final Fantasy. The second part of the review is where he mentions certain movie titles with confusing sequel titles or spin-offs. Particulary the Zombie movie franchise being a sequel franchise to Dawn of the Dead without George Ramero's involvement.
Episode 16 • Dec 13, 2006
Rocky
The Nerd is having a Rocky marathon at his apartment as a tribute to Rocky 6 coming to theaters. While five of the movies are being played on various media players in his apartment, the Nerd reviews the Rocky game for the Sega Master System. while the look of the game looks good, the game in general is too hard for a boxing genre game. No matter how many times the Nerd goes through the second match of the game, he's unable to proceed to the final match. In conclusion, the game doesn't hold up as well as Super Punch Out does.
Episode 17 • Dec 19, 2006
Bible Games
For his first Christmas review, the Nerd decides to review a few unlicensed Bible games for the NES and Super Nintendo. The most obscured game of the bunch would have to be Super Noah's Ark 3D. Only cause it's the only first person shooter where you get to play as Noah. The game is basically a clone of Wolfenstein 3D which is a better first person shooter to play. The Nerd is confused as to why there are so many goats inside the ark and the reason for Noah to be attacked by goats is a mystery.
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