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In order that he may be able to collect a large sum of money from an inheritance, a man must spend a month in a house that many believe to be haunted. If that weren't bad enough, there is also reputed t be a killer ape who roams the house and does not take kindly to strangers.

"A father enters the Internet to rescue his kidnapped son from an evil AI, disrupting the global web. Navigating social media and games, he returns with newfound positivity and a stronger bond with his son."

A young man in London who is unlucky with love swears off dating blonde women. Seeing his online profile, a blonde social scientist disguises herself as a brunette to find out why.

An omniscient narrator introduces us to Mr. Rose, chasing butterflies in San Francisco's Union Square. Rose is not content to collect bugs; he's also a prude and a scold, staging a one-man campaign against the city's adult entertainments. He defaces photographs, complains by phone and letter to city hall, disrupts live performances and fowls film in projection booths. Then, at a nightclub featuring belly dancers, Rose is dispirited by the lascivious behavior of young people in attendance. While Rose is disheartened and vulnerable, Satan pays him a visit and tempts him into a life of dissolution. Will Rose remain pure or will he succumb and become the erotic Mr. Rose?