Sketch with Kevin McDonald

Comedienne Judy Toll's parody of comic Andrew Dice Clay.

Bill Cosby suggests a way to put the squeeze on burglars-Take a python in as a border, of course. Tonight's color-cast is full of such provocative suggestions, as Bill ranges over a variety of topical subjects-from the fight against crime to the population explosion; from 200-mile-an-hour autos to the mixed blessings of kindergarten.

Australia's MOST WANTED comedian Chopper is back, and this time, he's brought a big pad of paper with your name on it. Some people have a shopping list. Some have a To-Do list. Chopper has a Shitlist. Because sometimes when you get angry, you have to get organised. Restaurant serves your dinner cold. Put it on the Shitlist. The word 'chillax'. Shitlist. Friend stabbed you. Shitlist. Just saw a romantic comedy you didn't like - well maybe put yourself on the shitlist for that one, what did you expect? Finding fame on Network Ten's The Ronnie Johns Half Hour, Logie and ARIA award-nominated comedian Heath Franklin has built a reputation around the world as one of Australia's funniest comics. As Chopper, his YouTube hits rank in the millions. He's performed to over 200,000 people, released two live DVDs, and toured the world. Now, he dusts of the mo', dons the sunnies and leaves no stone unstabbed in his brand new show, The (s)Hitlist. It's like Santa's naughty and nice list; but with more sack, and no one is getting toys. Everybody has a shitlist. And Chopper creates one with suggestions from the audience, in this interactive comedy slapdown, filmed live in New Zealand. So, buy this DVD. Put it on your To Do list, just above laughing your arse off. Easily the best list since Schindler's.

Jason Love tackles the problem of being metrosexual in a macho-man world. He also plays music and shares his quirky one-liner observations. Turnout for this concert was so great that while his opening act warmed up the audience, Jason did an impromptu show for the 150 "overflow people" at a nearby wine bar.