Privet, kinder!

Mr. Chedworth is an ordinary clerk dominated by his job and wife. One day, he gains more autonomy and confidence when he finds a bag of money, but soon gets wrapped up in a web of misadventure as a result.

Mario is an unemployed engineer, a victim of the economic crisis. Discouraged by job advertisements that do not reflect his capabilities and demoralized by numerous financial deadlines, he decides to organize the heist of the century. The police has just stored in a military facility the largest quantity of cannabis ever seized in Switzerland, and it will be burned shortly. Mario plans to substitute it with common hay without anybody noticing: if the evidence simply disappears, so does the crime... Searching for trustworthy members of his gang, Mario brings together Ivan, Augusto, Leo, Monica and 'The Professor', each of them more desperate than the other and convinced to have found the 'green gold' that will change their lives.

This satirical caper-comedy starts when a repentant ex-adulteress/sociology professor goes on a talk show to promote her book on adultery and is surprised by the host, who confronts her with the wives of her ex-lovers. Humiliated, she hatches a brilliant plot that will culminate in the host's humiliation. He realizes she is after him and starts his own counter-plot,raising the stakes in this cat and mouse game and leaving the winner very much in question.

During New Year's Eve, a young model spends the day searching for her grandmother, who has suspiciously gone missing.

A nitwit investigator goes undercover in a restaurant to catch a gang of crooks.