Alexander Vesha was born and raised in Columbus, Ohio. He grew up a fan of the Cleveland Browns, which means he's hopeful in the spring, nervous in the fall, and depressed by the time winter rolls around. Ohio winters don't improve the situation. Alex's dad is dentist, his mom is a nurse, and his brother is a lawyer; Alex's greatest achievement has been his ability to skirt respectability for so long. You can find him on Twitter, where he half-heartedly posts something once a month.