Minor Problem Zombie

After years of writing scripts that go unnoticed, two struggling screenwriters decide to make a feature length, no-budget war movie with 30 action figures and a consumer camcorder.

A couple of friends join the Taiwanese army to fight the Mainland Chinese. But life in the army isn't all that they dreamed off....

Fifi, (Mryna Loy), a dusky, sultry Senegalese spy, uses her wiles to get information out of two American army soldiers, Ham, (Tom Wilson), and Eggs, (Heinie Conklin), in France during World War One.

A story about a simple man from the mountains, Guaguasi, who falls in love with a beautiful chorus girl, Marina, during the Cuban Revolution. Guaguasi joins the rebels and arrives in Havana at the end of Batista's dictatorship, and, in the midst of political turmoil, is swept off his feet by the mesmerising Marina. The story celebrates the vitality and lunacy of the Revolution period with surrealism, humor and sensuality and is a compassionate metaphor about the human condition.

Czech patriots are planning to rescue their colleague from the torture chambers of the Gestapo. After staging a wedding, they gather in one of the local pubs. Schweik, who plays the role of the groom, will have to play for time, entertaining the audience with stories of French patriots. The operation ends successfully, and the brave soldier again manages to fool the Nazis.