McHale's Navy

So you want to make a movie. You tell yourself time and time again, "I can write, direct, produce, star in, and edit. All I need is 4 "B" actors, 20 gallons of red paint and a monkey to work the fog machine. But what if their lives get in the way: meaningless jobs, families and bitch girlfriends? What if the actors laugh take after take and waste valuable time discussing other movies? Could you edit something together? What if your writers' main concerns are creating characters and dialogue that have depth? People aren't going to be listening to what's being said. They want to see a pair of tits tied to a tree. How can you make them understand the importance of completing your film? And what if everyone walks out on you? How far are you willing to go to finish your movie?

In the flick, Anthony Wong plays the curiously named Lee Siu-Lung (that's Bruce Lee to you and me), a penny-ante loan shark in need of some quick cash. After a silly run-in with a debtor that provides few dividends, our man "Bruce" crosses paths with his triad superior Bill (played by perpetual heavy Ng Chi-Hung), who promptly gives him an ultimatum to pay up, defacing poor Bruce with red paint in the process. To make matters worse, when Bruce gets home, he finds his wife cheating on him and, shall we say, less than apologetic. And to top it all off, Bruce accidentally gets himself caught up in a robbery! The thieves, deciding Bruce has seen too much, take him out to the woods, have him dig a hole and, well, it's bye, bye, Bruce!

Despite her uncertain job future and marriage pressure from her nagging mother, Sarah Green takes a fateful third date with Brad -- a lackadaisical troublemaker. Will she seek revenge in this tale of manipulation and deceit or grow from this experience. The film was made for $6,000. It was shot in 6 days in 23 different locations using 35 actors. The entire movie was filmed in Long Beach, California. Damian Apunte was the director. LAMU Entertainment produced the movie.

What happens when the worlds worst taxi driver, takes a journey with the passengers from hell?