Hellpaca!

A PARADISE OF BACHELORS is a story of what happens when four Iraq War veterans who come home to good jobs and a good life as defense contractors and then go looking for love in all the wrong places. Like the knights of Holy Grail, each must slay their dragon whether she be a cougar, a ditz, a man-eater or just a plain psychopath.

France and Germany are at war. Adolf Hitler challenges the Allies to seal the fate of the war by playing a football match.

Czech patriots are planning to rescue their colleague from the torture chambers of the Gestapo. After staging a wedding, they gather in one of the local pubs. Schweik, who plays the role of the groom, will have to play for time, entertaining the audience with stories of French patriots. The operation ends successfully, and the brave soldier again manages to fool the Nazis.

1944. A young French soldier is involved, without really wanting it, into American operations for Liberation.

Wishing to acquire the Mona Lisa, a South American racketeer makes a deal with the Nazis for the famous portrait.