Frankie Boyle's Rehabilitation Programme

Eve, Matias, Hanna, Topias, Lelu and Matleena are siblings. Hanna is married to Joachim who has an affair with Matleena, and Hanna herself was once lover of Albert. Albert is nowadays Matias' boyfriend but used to go out with Mikael, who slept with Leena. Leena is interested in Matias. Pete is Matleena's ex-lover and Albert's and Maria's cousin. Maria is involved with Kalle, who is Mikael's older brother. Maria also has an affair with Eve, who is shagging Kalle in secret.

In the district of Kreuzkölln whimsical things happen. Explosive cases for Sheriff David Held and Kommissar Helma H. Hunsen. They are the 'KreuzKöllnKops'.

An estranged up-and-coming villain, Saible needs to address her older sister's unrighteous spotlight.

Detective Professor Sergio Chiklis, MD is the best cop but there's been one case he can't crack, year after year, decade after decade, century after century - his own murder.

Two early teens find a bag of weed in their back yard and take it to decide what to do with it. Smoke it, Get rid of it, Or just leave it around the house to sit. After they decide what to do with it, They get involved into other bad stuff most addicts can't stop.