S1.E1 ∙ Being Alone for Beginners Sun, Jun 25, 2006 Lucy discovers that not only is she an orphan but she is also not a princess. 0 /10
S1.E2 ∙ Do Orphans Dream of Electric Parents Sun, Jul 02, 2006 After Brian Brain is rejected by like-minded Adopters, he creates robotic parents to fill the void. 0 /10
S1.E3 ∙ An Orphans' Life Indeed Sun, Jul 09, 2006 Princess Lucy accidentally clones herself in an effort to find the perfect BFF. 0 /10
S1.E4 ∙ The Perfect Lesson Sun, Jul 16, 2006 The Orphans put on a play to prospective Adopters, with disastrous results. 0 /10
S1.E5 ∙ The Poster Child Sun, Jul 23, 2006 Aldous has a chance to avoid a deadly curse by being adopted by Corporate Executives. 0 /10
S1.E6 ∙ Fire the Reverend Sun, Jul 30, 2006 Reverend Gamble mistakes Charlie for the Devil, until the real Satan shows up looking for his son. 0 /10
S1.E7 ∙ Red, White and Orphanage Sun, Aug 06, 2006 After a shiny, new orphanage appears overnight, Brian Brain realizes he wouldn't give up being a free-thinker for all the power and possessions in the world. 0 /10
S1.E8 ∙ Sammy's Episode Sun, Aug 13, 2006 Sammy is convinced he's being watched by a TV audience, and is consequently diagnosed by Brian Brain as being a megalomaniac. 0 /10
S1.E9 ∙ A Tale of Almost Unbearable Sadness Sun, Aug 20, 2006 After a bad day, the Orphans try to find true happiness in the hapless forest. 0 /10
S1.E10 ∙ Lucky Lucy/You Got to Know When to Hold'em Sun, Aug 27, 2006 Princess Lucy obsesses over the high she gets from gambling, resulting in dire consequences. 0 /10
S1.E11 ∙ Armie Loves Cigarettes Sun, Sep 03, 2006 Armie takes up smoking after idolizing Cool Carl, the only Orphan ever to be adopted from the Gurney. 0 /10
S1.E12 ∙ The Frightful Flu Sun, Sep 17, 2006 After all the Orphans come down with the flu, a reformed wicked witch, Karen, is hired to get them under control. 0 /10
S1.E13 ∙ Silver Screen Lucy Sun, Sep 17, 2006 Famed A-list Director, Steven Franchise, has the Orphans compete by making films to impress him into adopting them. 0 /10