When the Holy Man breaks up with Alison her friends take her to get drunk in the village's new pub and Kent is jealous to find his boring school-mate Alistair is its successful landlord, especially as Sarah is impressed. Alison asks Morpheus to pretend to be her boyfriend when the Holy Man turns up, to make him jealous, but Morpheus reads rather too much into this, despite a warning from Sean Bean, and when the ruse works and the couple reunite finds himself going on holiday with Alistair.