Monologue: Radio and TV Stations / Bunbury Home Advert / Gossiping Family Planners / Announcer: Quality Programming / Tastes to Come / "Seasons of Love" Song / Acorn Antiques: Tiff with Ken - Clifford Returns / Video Box: Toyah Wilcox / "A Fairly Ordinary Man" Documentary / Margery and Joan: Divorce and Double Glazing / "Keep on Shopping" Song / Announcer: Weather, Obesity and Teeth.
Including the plastic surgery, bus stop facts of life, Kitty answering Arabella's letters, documentary 'On Campus', and Julie Walters leads a self confidence class. Song 'Go Away!', and "a sinister Hispanic relative" visits Acorn Antiques.
Monologue: Party Gaffs / The Library: Boring Books / Health Food Restaurant / Announcer: Sunday B&W Film / "The Whippet" / Kitty: Double Gusset / The Library: Polycotton / Announcer: Ministry Of Warnings / Acorn Antiques: No Amnesia / Announcer: Skip / Gail and Carl: Alps / Bikini Dandruff Advert / Whither the Arts Intro / "Bessie" Documentary / Messing with the Video.