In Tim & Eric's Bedtime Stories, Tim, Eric and Zach are elated to learn their grandfather has left them money in his will. However, there's a catch. In order to collect the money, they must live in his haunted mansion for the rest of their lives. Are the three of them up for it?
Tim, Eric, and Zach work and live in the men's public restroom on the 6th floor of the Stanton Building. Will their cover be blown when they suddenly run out of mints? (Guest Starring Lauren Cohan and Zach Galifianakis)
Franklin Bing welcomes fellow actor and barista Tony K. Dort as his new roommate. Will their mutual love for latin jazz unite them, or will Dort represent another failed living arrangement for Bing? Dort's mom, Dos Tortugas.
Jason begrudgingly agrees to endorse the latest Strussel watch, only after his agent guarantees that he will neither be conscious for nor remember the product photo shoot. (Guest starring Jason Schwartzman)
Drawn in by the comic stylings of Jonathan Terp, Jordan enrolls in the Be a Baby program only to find out that babies don't use DVDs. (Guest starring John C Reilly and Laurie Metcalf)
Mild-mannered family man Gary Royce has an...unconventional addiction. Mobster Bobby Bologna has a cure for his problem, but it comes at the price of Gary having to serve the mob as their Sauce Boy, in exchange for receiving the cure for his addiction, a "juice" which must be administered orally several times daily. Gary's duties as Sauce Boy include picking up po'boy sandwiches and dry cleaning for the mobsters, sweeping the bird-durd off the stoop of their social club, and preparing a meatless Italian red sauce (likely a sugo rather than a marinara) each day. Gary's sauce preparation abilities are put to the test when he must prepare spaghetti and meatballs for Mama Pantone, the mob family matriarch, who comes to the social club to sing some songs from the old country for the mobsters.