S1.E1 ∙ Pilot Sat, Sep 10, 2005 Hilary's new study buddy may have more on his mind than conjugating French verbs. 7.2 /10
S1.E2 ∙ I.M. What I.M. Sat, Sep 17, 2005 Dave sends secret instant messages to someone with the screen name "Lonely Lady Michigan." 7 /10
S1.E3 ∙ High Crimes Sat, Sep 24, 2005 It looks like the whole Gold family is going to pot. Three generations get involved with the illegal weed. 7.3 /10
S1.E4 ∙ Guess Who's Coming to the Barbecue Sat, Oct 01, 2005 Dave is political-correctness challenged when Vicky invites Taye's family over for a barbecue. 7.4 /10
S1.E5 ∙ Like a Virgin Sat, Nov 05, 2005 Convinced that Hilary plans to take the "Big Step" on her next date, Dave freaks. 7.1 /10
S1.E6 ∙ The Bigger They Come Sat, Nov 12, 2005 When Hilary asks for breast implants, Dave assures her that beauty comes from within, then has to practice what he preaches 7.8 /10
S1.E7 ∙ Cheers Sat, Nov 19, 2005 After Dave and Vicky declare the Gold household a no-alcohol zone, they come home tipsy. 7.5 /10
S1.E8 ∙ The Empire Spanks Back Sat, Nov 26, 2005 Dave's new pro-spanking regime has unexpected consequences. 7.6 /10
S1.E9 ∙ Dave Get Your Gun Sat, Dec 10, 2005 Dave frets about his son's lack of machismo offer. Larry lands the male lead in the school production of "Annie Get Your Gun." 7.4 /10
S1.E10 ∙ Breaking Up Is Hard to Do Sat, Dec 17, 2005 Grandma Betty's new boyfriend is a handsome, charming big spender...with Grandma's money. 7.2 /10
S1.E11 ∙ It's a Living Sat, Jan 07, 2006 Vicky tries climbing the ladder of success in the high-powered world of fashion. 7.3 /10
S1.E12 ∙ Gimme a Break Sat, Jan 28, 2006 With chaos in the household and backstabbing on the job, Vicky rethinks her career move. 7.4 /10
S1.E13 ∙ Three's Company Sat, Feb 25, 2006 When Vicky's college friend visits, Dave fears Vicky will find out that he was friends with her too. Close friends. 7.8 /10
S1.E14 ∙ How Do You Spell Relief? Mon, Feb 27, 2006 Room for one more...NOT! The Gold household may receive another visit from the stork. 7.5 /10
S1.E15 ∙ Looney Tunes Sat, Mar 11, 2006 Dave and Vicky mistakenly think Mike's cheesy song lyrics are a cry for help. 7.2 /10
S1.E16 ∙ Oh Grow Up Sat, Mar 18, 2006 Hilary's gynecologist is Dave's old high school buddy, a babe hound once known as the "Devirginator." 7.2 /10
S1.E17 ∙ The Seventeen-Year Itch Sat, Mar 25, 2006 Dave's ego takes a bruising when a gorgeous co-worker thinks he may be the perfect man for her mother. 7.4 /10
S1.E18 ∙ 13 Going on $30,000 Sat, Apr 08, 2006 Mike wants a bar mitzvah. Is he interested in his Jewish heritage - or is it just an excuse to party down? 7.4 /10
S1.E19 ∙ Snow Job Sat, Apr 15, 2006 A ski trip puts Hillary in the ER and her parents' marriage on life support. 7.4 /10
S1.E20 ∙ The West Palm Beach Story Sat, Apr 15, 2006 Dave's plan for a happy family reunion in Florida hits a few dozen snags. 7.9 /10
S1.E21 ∙ The Runaways Sat, Apr 22, 2006 The mother-son relationship hits the deep freeze when Vicky refuses to buy Larry tickets to the Ice Capades. 7.7 /10
S1.E22 ∙ Drive Me Crazy Sat, Apr 29, 2006 When Dave teaches Hilary to drive, he doesn't lose his temper or his cool. But he does lose his license. 7.4 /10
