Episode list

During a storm, Goosers master takes in a poor drenched kitty scratching at the door. Soon, Goosers learns that the kitten is Evil Incarnate, bent on unleashing Heck on Earth. Dander and Yawp are house pets hopelessly lost in the wilderness. With the help of a delusional bear, they must search for their home and overcome the greatest threat to a domesticated pet - nature!

Claude takes Goosers to private Obedience Class. But the Lagosi-like instructor turns out to be a crook who hypnotizes Goosers into staling everything in Claude's house. Goosers falls for Flouncie, who accidentally eats her favorite squeeze toy. On a quest to bring back another toy for his beloved, Goosers enters a mall after hours and finds the toy, only to be faced with Von Ripper, the deadliest Guard Dog.

Hey, it's a piece of cake for Goosers keeping a little bunny away from his master's garden. But when the bunny eats some MEGA-GRO plant food, the tables are turned when Goosers is faced with a monstrous mutant out for revenge. Our effete housecat Mister Mewser lives in an old mansion and revels in his human-like hobbies and cushy lifestyle. But, when he is accidentally locked out of the house, he must become the thing he hates, a wild animal, and embraces his wild side - or end up as roadkill.

Through a series of unlikely coincidences, Broken Bear mistakes Dine and Dash for aliens who have come to return him to space. The cats play along in order to get the delusional bear to get them food "for the mother ship". Cutie Snoot, the world's cutest little kitten who happens to be criminally insane, enters a cat beauty contest against a kitten who looks almost exactly like her. All of her attempts to destroy her rival backfire in ways that must remain unspoken.

Every pet in the pet store is sold except for Tiny Head, a cat with an unappealing pinhead. When the pet store owners kick him out to fend for himself, Tiny must go door-to-door in search of anyone who'd love him and his tiny head just the way they are. While wandering in search of their home, Dander and Yawp become separated for the first time, which leads to disaster. Naïve Yawp ends up locked in the city pound, and now his faithful pal Dander has to brainstorm a prison break.

Dine and Dash do a little Breaking and entering to break open a locked basement freezer filled with fish. Their plan to get the freezer out of the house and open it later becomes a monumental effort that results in the destruction of the house - and a freezer devoid of fish. In his cave, Broken Bear fusses like a stamp collector over his collection of leaves. But, when his prize leaf blows away and ends up in Dander's suburban home, Broken Bear must somehow get it back. Meanwhile, Dander thinks the giant bear is stalking him for food.

Dine and Dash are on the verge of breaking off the partnership because Dine is fed up with Dash, who can't even catch a bird! They seek the help of Cambridge, a British cat who coaches Dash on the art of bird-catching, with disastrous results. When hungry, Dine and Dash break into Little Billy's house looking for food. They find his pet mouse Horatio locked in a plastic mouse ball - the perfect cat toy. Now Horatio must escape from the ball before Dine and Dash make him their lunch.

Dander and Yawp decide to open a restaurant for pets in an alley, using food thrown away by humans. All goes well until Von Ripper brings his girlfriend there on a date - and his date falls for poor Yawp. Dander and Yawp get caught in a storm, seek shelter in the Mewser Mansion, and suspect that Mister Mewser is trying to do them in! Dander and Yawp try every means to escape, but Mewser, the world's most attentive host, refuses to let them leave.

When the Von Ripper's blood pressure is dangerously high, the vet tells his owner that the angry guard dog has to learn to relax. And who better to help him relax than Tiny Head? On Halloween, Tiny Head reads a scary story to a mouse. When Tiny gets frightened the mouse decides to play a practical joke and give Tiny the scare of his life.

Broken Bear builds a ramshackle rocket in an attempt to blast himself into space to visit his space brethren. When the rocket merely blasts him to a zoo a mile away, he thinks he's on an alien planet, and is determined to rescue a wild "alien" bear. Dine and Dash break into a store at night to make the heist of a lifetime. Problem: they have to get past Von Ripper, the world's most vicious guard dog. But, when the dog bumps his head, he transforms into a cat-loving sissy who helps our heroes with the heist- until he bumps his head again.

Mister Mewser brings us into his home to watch his favorite TV show, an old black and white western featuring the cast of Twisted Whiskers portraying sheriffs, school-marms, sodbusters, and even Martians! Our vagabond greyhound Zippy is hired as a stunt dog for a famous, conceited movie star dog. But every time Zippy performs a stunt in the film, he accidentally pummels, squashes, and crushes the conceited animal star of the film.

Mewser excitedly finds an old film canister in the attic. It's his favorite old movie serial "Dad Blasted Varmints" (oddly, featuring the cast of Twisted Whiskers playing wild west characters). Mewser forces his butler Smidgeon (and us) to watch as he supplies commentary. When Tiny Head learns that his beloved pet goldfish has two weeks to live, Tiny decides to make the fish's last wish come true and give him the best last day ever - only it isn't.

When a tick attaches itself to Goosers' head, Claude brings him to the vet. Unfortunately, Goosers is terrified of the vet, who uses a series of mind-boggling methods to remove the tick. Out of a deep sea fishing trip, Goosers and Claude became stranded on a deserted island. As they try to find a way to get home, Goosers finds that a cannibal squirrel lives on the island and is determined to make Claude his supper.

Mewser is visited by Cambridge, an old British "college chum". When Cambridge sees Smigeon, Mewser's mouse butler, Cambridge wants Mewser to join him in a mouse hunt. Now Mewser must save face, while saving Smigeon from being eaten. Dine and Dash concoct a foolproof scheme to catch a bird. They build a birdhouse and wait to ambush the first bird that comes along. But when Sinister Squirrel claims the birdhouse as his new home, Dine and Dash have to get rid of the squirrel, or it's goodbye bird stew.

When aliens in a UFO misplace their "IQ Chip", Goosers accidentally eats it and becomes a dog genius. As the same time, Claude's space mission needs an animal pilot and Goosers is enlisted. But when the aliens retrieve the chip halfway through the mission, Goosers loses his "smarts" while trying to pilot the rocket back to earth. When Ird brings his new bride to nest in a new tree, they discover that they have the world's worst neighbor, Sinister Squirrel. Ird tries to get rid of Sinister, but instead gets seduced by the squirrel's wild bachelor lifestyle.

After Claude shows Goosers a beautiful rainbow over their yard, Goosers finds that a nasty Leprechaun has invaded their house who causes mayhem looking for his pot of gold. When Goosers and Claude go to a wilderness cabin to take photos of a rare bird for a magazine, Ird the Bird defends his turf against these interlopers by marshalling his army of birds and attacking our heroes, a la Hitchcock's "The Birds".

Dander's owner-lady leaves to shop for a surprise visit - the President is coming that afternoon! Unfortunately, Dine and Dash drop by, decide to throw a party and invite all their pals to Dander's house. Now Dander has to get rid of them before the President arrives. After a cyclone passes Dander and Yawp, they find that a baby carriage has been blown into a tree. Although it's only a talking doll inside, our naïve heroes think it's a real baby, and are determined to help get it home.

Horatio the mouse is alone in the house when Dine and Dash break in to make the mouse their meal. But when Horatio accidentally eats a muscle-man energizing formula, he develops super muscles and turns the tables on the cats. Zippy wanders into an art gallery, and while shaking off his fur onto a black canvas, accidentally creates a masterpiece. His fame as an animal artist grows until Cutie Snoot, the gallery owner's cat, wants a piece of the action.

In a satire of a film noire ganster movie, Dine and Dash organize the heist of the century, using our cast as their team to rob a tuna cannery. Jack, who enjoys the peace and serenity of a quiet house is forced to spend the weekened with Yawp, his owner's new girlfriend's precocious puppy.

While rummaging through the trash, Dine and Dash find an old magical lunchbox which contains a genie, played by Ird the Bird. Dine and Dash try to outdo each other in a dimwitted wish-making battle. Dine and Dash accidentally stumble upon a secret society of dogs bent of the destruction of cats and disguise themselves as dogs so they won't get eaten. Dash finds himself elected by the dogs as their leader in the war against cats.

Mister Mewser's house is being sold and the prospective buyers decide to spend a night in the house. The only way for Mewser to protect his home is to try and scare away the human buyers. Upon realizing that his relationship with Tiny Head is causing too much stress, Gasper the Goldfish attempts to return to the sea for a life of peace. Tiny has trouble getting the message.

Dander's owner-lady starts to make breakfast for a special visit from the Archbishop of Canterbury, but when Ird the Bird sees her crackings and cooking eggs, the bird decides to declare war on all egg-eaters. Flouncie is a dog with a self-image problem. She thinks she's a dainty southern bell but is really a huge ungainly gargantuan who doesn't know her own strength. That means bad news when she gets a crush on little Yawp and won't let go.

Dander is addicted to scratching up furniture, so his owner brings Von Ripper into the household to get Dander's scratching under control, but Von Ripper comes with his own set of problems. When Jack the Dog's master "The Guy" sees a video of a dog who can surf, waterski, and sky-dive, he wants to video Jack doing the same thing. But, since Jack hates sports, our fussy dog goes on a campaign to sabotage his own stunts.

Tiny Head wants his fish Gasper to have the best birthday ever, so they set out to get Gasper a gift. But, when they get lost in the woods, Gasper has a breakdown when his birthday turns into a survivalist bootcamp. In another episode of Mewser's favorite wild west TV Show "Dad-Blasted Varmints", we meet Jack, our Jack-Benny-like dog. We learn Jack's secret, that he's really the outlaw "The Masked Amigo" - except nobody believes him.

It's a 70's Holiday TV Special at Mewser's house and everyone is invited! But what starts out as holiday cheer turns into chaos when cats and dogs go wild, and Von Ripper chews up Santa Claus! A new mall opens and offers a prize of free pet food to the first pets who show up at the grand opening. As a result, Tiny Head finds himself in a wild race to the mall against Dine and Dash, two unsavory alley cats who will stop at nothing to beat Tiny.