Episode list

The Telegoons

The Ascent of Mount Everest
To win £10 million, Ned Seagoon must sing "Rule Britannia" with piano accompaniment, on the top of Mount Everest, but can't remember the words.
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The Lost Colony

Fri, Oct 11, 1963
Ned Seagoon, hereditary owner of Manhattan, exacts a dreadful revenge which reduces a great city to its original value.
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The Fear of Wages
Ned Seagoon's missing regiment is owed £33 million in back pay and interest, but red tape and nitroglycerin prevents them from collecting.
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Napoleon's Piano
Ned Seagoon is duped into moving a piano from one room to another for £5, only to find that the piano is in the Louvre Museum in Paris, and must be brought back to England.
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The Last Tram

Fri, Nov 01, 1963
Inspector Seagoon thinks that all London's trams were melted down ten years ago, but there is still one left on Clapham Common.
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The China Story

Fri, Nov 15, 1963
British Ambassador Ned Seagoon has to transport a rosewood upright piano overland to the Great Wall of China.
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The Canal

Fri, Nov 22, 1963
Ned Seagoon, adopted son of one of the adopted wives of famous amateur brain surgeon Lord Grytpype-Thynne, returns home after forty-three years at college.
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The Hastings Flyer
Neddie Seagoon battles through ice and snow to foil the wicked train robbers Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty.
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The Choking Horror
Inspector Ned Seagoon is called in to scrutinize a "strange follicular growth" that has infected London's Tower Bridge.
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