Introducing South London pirate radio DJ Delbert Wilkins. Delbert's car is stolen and his father turns up after many years. The Kebab House's rear room gets raided as the local police look for the pirate radio studio.
Delbert and Alex get mixed up with some radioactive lamb meat and inadvertently feed it to the local police. Winston makes a call from the USA and interrupts 'cruciality'. Delbert and Julie watch a train from Sellafield arrive and Delbert gets the wrong idea.
Delbert's family and friends enjoy a gospel service making Delbert's mother evaluate his love-life. Delbert uses his 'Soul Searchers' phone-in show to play cupid but not for himself. Alex plans an illegal rave.