Skits include a spoof of Designing Women (1986); an ad for Reebuk pump shoes; a music video for "Your Love Makes Me High" by Mariah Carey (Julie Brown); the adventures of Axl Rose and Slash's groupies; a send-up of Cops (1989) with an exterminator; a demonstration of the viewer-interactive InstaCom system; a trailer for "The Day the Pets Got Even," and the first installment of The Armed Family, which centers on a trigger-happy suburban clan.
Skits include spoofs of Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) and Studs (1991); an infomercial featuring "Miracle Combing Methods" for bald men; an Armed Family birthday party; the origin of superhero "Safest Baby;" and "Psychic Chat," which features a small panel of clairvoyants who answer questions for callers.
Skits include a spoof of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit videos with mentally-challenged models; a talk show interview with nude Demi Moore; a commercial for Buddy Boy Masculine Appliances; on Armed Family, Marsha arrives with a new boyfriend; and the cast is shot with arrows.
Skits include a spoof of Wilson Phillips: Hold On (1990) and the group's appearance on MTV Rockumentary (1988); Midwesterner Barb takes a job at a phone sex hotline; various deformities are showcased on "Bad Plastic Surgery;" a teaser for "The Day the Pets Got Even Part 2: Cat Got My Tongue" is featured; an ad agency gets an account with the Pentagon; and the cast gets run over by a truck.
opening Halloween candy Alien, Three Stooges in The Exorcist, Dream Dates Escort Service, Nothing like Entertainment Tonight Ruby Rogers, court case pointing to the wrong men, Talk Chat Madonna
guest host Kathy Ireland, Julie Brown hates Kathy, Three Stooges protects Kathy, Joan Rivers and others give Kathy advice, home pregnancy test, Woody Allen Miasery, beauty parlor, silent movie hacks
House of Style Cindy Crawford tattoos Claudia Schiffer, Creative Crime Clinic, crazy hats, Woody and Mia, Love not meant to be Theater, Heart Mart, Andy the Exterminator, female Gladiators can't get men
opening The Edge impersonators, Suzanne Somers pitch-woman, troll Home Alone, Secrete strong enough for a man made for a woman, Love not meant to be Theater, Andy the Exterminator, Viva Glamor, How to tell a poison mushroom
opening Julie Brown apologizes to Delta Burke, How to Kiss, Heart Connection with Jessica Hahn, Warren Beatty Mid-Life Crisis Center, Nascar driver, Dr. Fear, hanging laundry, AP&P, Dr. Mom, fortune teller, guest player George Wendt