S1.E1 ∙ One on the Town Thu, May 14, 1981 Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC. 8.2 /10
S1.E2 ∙ Polynesiantown Thu, May 21, 1981 Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie. 8.3 /10
S1.E3 ∙ Southside Fracas Thu, May 28, 1981 Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding. 8.1 /10
S1.E5 ∙ Lunchtime Street Beef Thu, Jul 02, 1981 Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown." 8.4 /10
S1.E8 ∙ Bouncin' Back to You with the Tubes Thu, Jul 23, 1981 Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled. 8.3 /10
S1.E9 ∙ The Great White North Thu, Jul 30, 1981 Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show. 8.6 /10
S1.E10 ∙ CCCP 1 Thu, Oct 15, 1981 SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite. 9 /10
S1.E11 ∙ I'm Taking My Own Head... Thu, Oct 22, 1981 Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play. 8.3 /10
S1.E13 ∙ Walter Cronkite's Brain Thu, Nov 05, 1981 David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton. 8.4 /10
S1.E14 ∙ Doorway to Hell Thu, Nov 19, 1981 Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew. 8.5 /10
S1.E15 ∙ The Godfather Thu, Dec 10, 1981 A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel. 8.8 /10
S1.E16 ∙ SCTV Staff Christmas Party Thu, Dec 17, 1981 Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve. 8.2 /10
S1.E17 ∙ Teacher's Pet Thu, Feb 11, 1982 Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody. 8.5 /10
S1.E18 ∙ Midnight Video Special Thu, Feb 18, 1982 Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos. 8.5 /10
S1.E19 ∙ The Great White North Palace Thu, Apr 15, 1982 Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special. 8.6 /10
S1.E20 ∙ Pre-Teen World Telethon Thu, Apr 22, 1982 The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut. 8.2 /10
S1.E21 ∙ People's Global Golden Choice Awards Fri, Apr 30, 1982 When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI. 8.5 /10
S1.E22 ∙ 3D Stake from the Heart Thu, May 13, 1982 Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production. 8.4 /10
S1.E23 ∙ Pet Peeves/The Happy Wanderers Thu, May 20, 1982 Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer. 8.5 /10
S1.E24 ∙ Chariots of Eggs Fri, Jun 04, 1982 Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film. 8.9 /10
S1.E25 ∙ Battle of the PBS Stars Thu, Jul 15, 1982 Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's. 9.1 /10