Shorty takes time to get himself ready for a night out with his girlfriend at a Chinese restaurant. Once they've decided where to sit and what to order, brother Randy turns up with a drunk friend.
Shorty tries to do something a bit special for his mum on Mother's Day but Randy isn't too happy about the idea of a family day out in Brighton and a girl on the train finds herself getting close to both of the brothers.
Shorty has a night out with his girlfriend at a local Chinese restaurant. Choosing a table turns out to be as difficult as ordering food and, then, Randy and his drunk friend gatecrash the meal.
Kath and her family are invited over to Shorty's for Sunday lunch. During the meal, Shorty announces his engagement to Kath and no-one is more surprised than the bride-to-be.
While up to their necks in soap at the laundromat, Shorty finally learns of Kath's love for Randy. Can they convince him it's all a big misunderstanding before they all drown?
Kath is pregnant with Randy, but Mrs. Mepstead convinces her that the most reliable long-term option is now to marry Shorty, but she'll have act fast to make everyone think he's the father.
Kath is looking to be intimate with Shorty to hide the paternity of her baby, but their trip to Bournemouth only gets as far as a farmhouse on Salisbury Plain, where the after-dark shenanigans do not quite go to plan.
