We've got kids who push their parents over the limit, kids who try new foods, and kids who bond with their siblings. We mean, beat. Kids who beat their siblings.
We've got kids with unique talents, kids who know how to give attitude, and a kid with a sophisticated pallet for stinky cheese. We've also got kids who stay up past their bedtime just to give Mom and Dad a run for their money.
We've got kids who know how to push Grandpa's buttons, kids who give their honest reactions to gifts, and kids who show us that we didn't need to spend money on a toy when a box will work just as well.
We've got kids stealing the show at weddings, kids who know how to celebrate the holidays, and kids who could still use some help figuring out the most important thing in life...the bathroom.
We've got kids taking on their pets for master of the house, parents who shouldn't give up their day jobs to tell jokes, and kids who show their parents they're not to be messed with.
We've got kids who are so brilliant they actually read the fine print, so frightening they will keep you up late, and so courageous one day they'll conquer a swing.
We've got kids who get so close to nature, nature fights back. We've also got kids who learn the meaning of sharing as long as they don't actually have to.
We've got kids who face their fears by running from them, kids who want to share their lunch after they've eaten it - and also a girl who lets spiders crawl on her.
We've got kids who take up boxing inside actual boxes, kids who get musical with their arm pits. And also, a kid gets his finger stuck inside his nose. Like way in.
We've got kids who challenge authority - of their dogs, kids who get a lesson in gravity from a tire swing, and a kid who plays with a terrifying Jack-in-the-box.
We've got kids who shave their eyebrows and shock their friends, kids who hula-hoop and jump rope at the same time, and twins who compete in the first ever sleep-eating contest.
We've got kids who show us what sounds animals and daddies make, dads who keep interrupting their daughter's phone calls, and a kid who invented leaf blower roller blades.
We've got kids terrified of Santas and beards, dads who do impressions of temper tantrums, and an epic game of tic-tac-toe between a boy and his monkey.
We've got a Lego how-to expert, a kid who invents a pacifier slingshot, and a class photo that'll knock you over--or at least it'll knock some kids over.
We've got the Dark Knight in the daytime, a micro drone vitamin delivery system, and brothers who take a roller coaster way up, while trying to keep lunch down.
We've got a kid who shows us how not to play with fire. A kid who demonstrates the dangers of yoga balls, and a girl who proves balloons can't really break your fall.
We've got superhero makeup tips, a kid who keeps getting interrupted by his monkey, and a kid who shows us how to land a BMX trick using only his face.
We've got a kid who tells us how he was bitten by a shark, a girl who shoots a bow and arrow with her feet, and a dad who turns snack time into a race for your life.
We've got kids who help their dad make the biggest hard boiled egg in the world., a teenage stunt driver, and a kid who learns that ice is a solid -the hard way.
We learn how to write a song from a lyrical genius, a toddler who sits her parents down to discuss their behavior and a holiday elf who causes mischief for a little girl.
We've got kids doing indoor dog sledding, an archer who's so good she'll pull your tooth out, and a two-year-old who can't wait for her newborn sister - to move out.
We've got a kid who plays basketball with a Frisbee, a kid who parallel parks a car in the kitchen, and a toddler fleeing in horror from her mother in ghoul makeup.
We've got a class on how to cook your brother, a three-year-old who does one-armed push ups, and a kid who finds out baby belugas aren't all that nice.
We've got a dad lifting his kid with a toothbrush, a dad catching rugby balls with his face, and a kid who thinks he can open automatic doors with his mind.
We've got a kid scolding her dad for a toilet seat infraction, toddlers laughing it up over their mom's driving, and kids watching their grandma ride a zip line.
We've got a kid horrified by her mom's singing, a toddler who teaches her dog to poop outside, and a new dad who can't get near a dirty diaper without gagging.
