Kaput and Zösky stop by what appears to be the ideal planet for an invasion, but there isn't a soul there, with the exception of a small, red alien who is the only inhabitant on the entire planet, which is subsequently blasted by Kaput. The alien seems gone, until he performs mitosis and grows into two aliens. The two conquerors have a good time blasting the duplicates, until they appear to grow too far in numbers.