Middle of the league Cathedral Arches prepare to meet second from the bottom Henley FC. However the weather is foul and the referee cancels the game. Undeterred, the two managers play an 'illegal' game at the far end of the park.
Henley FC are required to replay their match against Cathedral Arches, so they are out for revenge. At the top of the league, recently formed Saracens attract a sponsor and take on fellow Asians, Manchester Young Muslims.
At the top of the league, last years cup and league winners Chorlton N&C, a seasoned pub side, prepare to meet a very youthful Manchester FC. This is a battle between men and boys - the boys win, but at no small risk to their well-being.
Manchester Young Muslims meet Old House in the Geoff Light Memorial Cup where they are forced into extra time, penalties and a sudden death play off. In the league the Phoenix boss takes so much stick from his players he quits.
Henley FC are struggling for survival when they meet Millennium, a side with an equally disastrous record. They expect a win but suffer a 1-8 defeat, whereupon the manager has another screaming fit and gives notice of his resignation.
Henley FC play their return match with Millennium under the watchful eye of an eighty year old referee who won't abide foul language. Chorlton N&C need to be on top form to play mighty Phoenix, but instead stay up drinking until 6am.
At the top of the league Saracens meet Phoenix in a do or die battle for supremacy. Phoenix captain Moe is psyching himself up for the match, unaware that the managers are planning his replacement.
Henley FC have a team bonding night at the dogs. Meanwhile new league leaders Saracens meet the B Tech Boys Manchester FC in game marred by violence. Saracens lose both their dignity and their position in the league.
Saracens have their final bid for the league when they meet Taurus, who field an unregistered player with a dodgy history. Competition not to be bottom of the league is narrowly fought between hapless Little 'B' and hopeless Henley FC.
Henley are stuck second from the bottom with one game left. At the top of the league Phoenix have a crucial game against Moss Side rivals Taurus. However their manager has gone to Bristol to see his other love - Manchester City.
Despite Henley's disastrous season, conceding 154 goals and scoring 37, it's awards night. At the other end of the table Phoenix enjoy a victory night out whilst awaiting the resignation of their manager.
