Episode list

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. What to expect from the new show. Program guide. Ups and downs in Casper's career. Jonas from Puls. Breaking news. Morten Korch TV-series analysis. Cher-song: Casper is interrupted by Dr. Bombay. Studio guest: Record breaker Svenne O'Lotta tries to eat 100 cream puffs in 90 seconds. Inventions: How to get rich. Late hot news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Why Casper is allowed his show/Parodies. Fan letter from Mikkel Bech. Jonas from Puls. Program guide. The oracle Smokie Spartacus believes the square root of 100 has something to do with Horsens or tin. Casper's dream: Toucan eating the radiation of Biker-Jens. Smokie Spartacus on how to transport grapes. Breaking news. Song: Casper is interrupted by Kurt Thorsen with mobile phone. Celebrity guest: Niels-Jørgen Steen's brother Kenneth. Smokey Spartacus on teenage parties. Pyramids guides. Guest: The second-last of the Mohicans Laughing Eagle explains the role of the Indians in WW2. Celebrity guest: Tina Turner's mother Kenneth. Late hot news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Is Joachim Hedeger really Denmark's Jon Bon Jovi? Fan letter from Leif Davidsen. The oracle Smokie Spartacus explains why cajun food is forbidden on the bottom of the ocean. Archive footage of Mikkel Ræv preparing Høne Pøne for dinner. Program guide. Sketch: "Only a pipe" with two journalists from Roskilde Dagblad. Jonas from Puls. Breaking news. Guest: Composer Claes Jakob Baunspieler performs music to "This is London" on a chair. George Michael song: Casper is interrupted by Monica Lewinsky. Talent show: Lillian the Clown performs "Limelite". Rope artist Massimo Bianco performs "Plenty of rope with and without treble". Bitten & Trold perform "Drama" and win. Guest: Weapon dealer Jacob Majkilde. Late news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Casper neutralizes gravity. Fan letter from 7-11. The oracle Smokie Spartacus explains why malt whiskey is cheaper than a bowl of Dragmer. Program guide. Sketch: "The Pipe and the Millionaire" with two journalists from Roskilde Dagblad. Casper sings with Jonas from Puls. Breaking news. Flashback with a drooling Pippi Langstrømpe. Guest: Composer Claes Jakob Baunspieler is back and performs "This is London" with a plane on a chair. Guest: The second-last of the Mohicans Laughing Eagle explains argues with Casper about Pearl Harbour. Quiz: "Klar, parat, spar" with two members from Søren Kaster's Fan Club: Didrik Amundsen and Eduardo Havana Göbels. Isak is Quiz Speaker. Record breaker Svenne O'Lotta claims he's the tallest man in the world. Late news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Theme: Consumer advice. Fan letter from Aqua-Lene. Jonas from Puls has killed Smokie Spartacus. Program guide. Guest: Professor of Copenhagen Central Station Ali Baba saves Casper from uranium with an onion. Sketch: A rhino cries. Breaking news. Guest: Self taught surgeon Kenneth Kiwistone helps Casper with consumer advices. Guests: 3 members from "Ideernes venner": Torben Eller Murmak, Anjelica Houston (fills a glove with pork meat), and Skat Henningsen (makes a doll with psoriasis). Guest: Managing Director of Clevin Post Order Service Stigan Flint Persson defends his order catalogue and gives Casper a banana with a trunk. Kenneth Kiwistone says "F**k asier!" (large cucumbers) and exits the studio. Late news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Casper has problems with his memory. Fan news. Sketch from the film "When Spears Make Love" about two young spears meeting. Jonas from Puls. Guest: Ånden i vasken (Spirit in the sink) turns out to be Smokie Spartacus. Program guide. Commercial: "Iben-piben" (Iben with a pipe). Breaking news. Talent show: Carpet folder Broder Salsa folds statesmen, Multi artist Joakim Tüttel performs "Porto" (burns stamps and writes "pussy" on his arm), Sixten Bo Maniker performs "Flashlight", and Bitten & Trold perform tales from southern Jutland. Broder Salsa wins. Late news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Casper introduces the wrong Casper (Frank Hvam's first character on the show) as Host. Casper announces conflicts with upcoming re-runs on DR1 and DR2. Fan letter from Celine Dion. Ånden i vasken (Spirit of the sink) ensures that Smokie Spartacus is now in Heaven. Program guide. Jonas from Puls. Sketch: The fish Lille Henning saves a pack of tobacco. Complaints from viewers not being able to see Casper clearly. Casper removes his glasses to please the viewers, but then the picture goes out of focus. Breaking news. Casper shows the original invitation to The Last Supper. Guest: The fan Niels Esp has spent 7 years making a pork cake, and makes Casper taste it. Guest: Finance investor Charta Johnny Stotdir recommends (with sound effects) investment in butter. Casper draws a pocket knife with useless multi functions. Guest: Record breaker Svenne O'Lotta tries to beat the current record (17 years) of standing on one leg, but manages only 20 secs. Late news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. The show begins without any sound to show what it's like to be deaf. Analysis: Dogme movies vs. a naked butt. Theme: Handicapped people. Commercial: "Iben-piben med startkabler" (Iben with a pipe and a man holding start cables). Program guide. Breaking news. Dåse-Allan (Allan the Can) wants to shit in the mouth of children, Casper and handicapped people, and says "Røvsnaps!" and "F**k asier!". Casper lisps when he predicts the future. Guest: The man without any memory Conan Lurbakke. Casper fails to make him remember why he wrote notes taped to his body. Guests: 3 members from "Ideernes venner": Nmm Bp (puts his hand into a chicken), Anjelica Houston (fails to do magic trick with pasta and balloons), and Skat Henningsen (fertilizes a fern with cheese chips). Guest: Mute and motionless Tim Staniole communicates with blinks (alt! hough he is fully able to speak and move). Casper gets a bit of make-up from the make-up artist. Casper reveals the upcoming Lotto numbers, but the camera goes out of focus as soon as he removes his glasses. Jonas from Puls. Late news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Casper claims the show is Denmark's most popular, only surpassed by the public announcement programme "OBS". Spring is in the air: Casper encourages people to get laid. Dåse-Allan's dream country: Casper tugs in Dåse-Allan who wants to dream about shitting people in their mouths. Program guide. Casper reads from his homemade almanac. Guest: Meterologist Apple Jack gives weather forecast. Breaking news. Casper is so disappointed he wasn't Oscar nominated for his supporting role in "Djævelen og minkgeleen". Sketch from film: Malle loves Jens, Jens doesn't love Malle back and Casper says "Tak for kaffe!" (Enough said!). Talentshow: The mimer Lars Krimi (fails miserably to mime), the new-age fakir Isak Spas (combines the four elements into one great pain), and the balance artist Vagtmesteren (performs "Forever Young"). Lars Krimi wins. Guest: A stick insect. Casper thinks it's fake, believing the sound man is the puppeteer, and kills it. Only, it was real. Late news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Casper is sick of envy of Finn Nørbygård's newest stage show, and collapses. A technician helps Casper out of the studio, and Bjarne Goldbæk takes over the show. Casper performs a song but collapses again. Doctor Doctor comes running into the studio and cures Casper with a can of tuna fish. Sketch: Two times Finn Nørbygård. Jonas from Puls. Casper rips Dåse-Allan's head off (an onion taped to a can). Breaking news. Guest: World record breaker Lars Pejsekammer wants to be in Guiness Book of Records by running a marathon whilst strangling a cat. Guest: Record breaker Svenne O'Lotta wants to beat the record of being a multi allergic. Guest: Alternative bicycle caretaker Cornelius Heinesen places fruit on a bicycle. Guests: Pelle Stærkhylster and Elvira Bo can't have eagles. Late news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. The show begins outside the studio, but it's too cold and Casper moves inside, but here it's too hot. Outside again, then inside, etc. Theme: The Occult. Afro-Quiz: Bjarne Goldbæk participates. Prize: Sound recording of Henrik Dahl's stag night. Program guide with interpreter for deaf people. Breaking news. Discussion with guests: Submarine Captain Jens Jackson and Alf Batch. A Dancing Clown presents the phone number to call, whilst being yelled at. Clip from German TV-series "Ich bin forrücht" (sketch): The soul transmitter John Dalton transmits his soul to a balloon and a chair. Call from viewer: Lucy. Unskilled carpenter (and member of UFO cult "De himmelske kusiners ferieudflugt") Kenan Pløs explains UFO's. Greenlandic drum dancer farts as he drums. Jens, Alf and Casper try to summon the dead and chats with the spirit of Dåse-Allan who wants to shit into an angel's mouth. Late news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Casper has won 1 billion in the Lotto and tells the viewers to sod off, and then realizes he is 4 numbers short. Casper shows drawings with animal expressions. Program guide read by interpreter for deaf people, whilst Casper does the deaf signs. Commercial: Man with raw eggs attached to his body results in being less angry with the Tax system. Breaking news. Talent show: The mimer Lars Krimi (performs collection of his best mute acts and gets a blood vessel rupture), the delicatessen entertainer Dennie Kennels (performs "Sov muntert chacuteri-nummeret" without waking the sleeping man in a chair), Verner Lohals (tries desperately to keep his toy animals Peder Dingo and Jungle-Ras alive), and Brad Moonsen (performs the color act "Lego-frugt"). Verner Lohals wins. Archive clip from previous episode of Broder Salsa folding statesmen. Casper explains how he has figured out how Denmark can advance in the European Soccer Cup. Peter Schmeichel commentates. Casper shows drawings of soccer gadgets. Late news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Quiz: How is Casper remembered? Program guide with Signal Flag Interpreter. Commercial: Two Men with spears upon which every line from "The Color Purple" have been written. Breaking news. Time Expert Amang Kril explains summer time. Archive clip of Casper wearing a soccer t-shirt and welcoming fans at a soccer match. Theme: Talkshows. Studio guest: Wesley Snipes tells about the movie "Blade", singer René Dif, and his "Black Education Project Foundation". Studio guest: Pop Artist Olav Vredbon makes wine glasses say "Røv!" (Ass!). Studio guest: The world's most powerful man René D'Seance controls other people's thoughts by nodding his head. A Sound Man drags him out of the studio. Guest: The Man Who Dies in 45 Seconds dies before he can reveal the meaning of everything. The Sound Man apologizes for not putting a microphone on him. Casper shows drawing of where the mosquito fits into the circle of life. Guest: Record breaker Svenne O'Lotta tries to beat the record of drinking 150 mineral waters in 30 seconds. He barely manages a gulp. Late news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Guest: Casper tells about his many educations and interviews his former teacher Vagn JJ. Puppet play with Steffen & Josti. Program guide. Commercial: "Lasso-stolen" featuring a Man with Lasso. Breaking news. Suggestions for April Fool's Day. Casper shows drawing of whether Princess Alexandra will give birth to a boy or girl. Guest: Sidney Kreutzfeldt tells about what to do for Easter. Sketch: 3 members of the Kenzo Theatre Group perform the act "Æggets opstandelse" (Resurrection of the Egg). Guests: The Siamese twins Arild & Abel only recently discovered they are conjoined. Casper reveals obvious music theft. Guest: Chairman of Dyrenes Ven (pronounced "Veen") Claes Gynhjalter wants to give dignified transport to bees before they are butchered. Late news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Casper feels possessed by satire when he talks about Easter. Guest: Thor Ralle is possessed and the Dead speaks through him. Puppet play with Steffen & Josti. Program guide surveyed by a woman from Kattens Værn, holding an axe. Commercial: "Frisk-mint-kontorstolen" featuring a man licking a chair and receiving a kiss from the woman from Kattens Værn. Breaking news. Talent show: Imitator Mester Thor (immitates bird voices), Escape Artist Johannes Hot (wants people to hold him sensually), and the Foam Rubber Man Arne Hanover (performs the act "Video, video, video, videobånd"). The talent show ends in a draw. Johannes Hot receives the prize (a hat made of mould) on behalf of all participants. Casper shows drawing of how to paint Easter eggs. Guest: Bobby Palt has adopted a girl from Botswana but doesn't feel like it's really paying off. Late news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Casper gets angry when TV-viewers don't reply how their Easter went. Suddenly the voice of a viewer speaks. Casper shows a spot on his belly where he has collected all his sun burn. Sketch: Two clips featuring 2 men wearing bird masks, and a clip of a bouncing ball. Puppet play with Steffen & Josti. Program guide. Commercial: "Sygdomsmægleren" featuring a deaf woman in a car and a man with a hanger. Breaking news. Guest: Cartoon Artist Silas Gnom shows his latest creation "Skam & Skule". Casper shows drawings of how he can make money on insurances. A Dancing Clown presents a phone number to call, whilst being yelled at. Guest: Per de Burg has no memory of anything. Guest: Record breaker Svenne O'Lotta wants to beat the record of being the world's most elastic man, and tries to crawl under a chair. Late news.

Casper makes a deal with the mandrill. Casper shows drawing of how much money he and other TV-hosts make. Guest: Rock 'n' Roll Accountant David Hasselhof gives tax advices. Puppet play with Steffen & Josti. Program guide. Commercial: "Løbesnoren med svinekoteletter" featuring a jogger meeting another jogger who has a pork chop in a leash. Breaking news. Casper explains the technical problems TV3 had with their premiere of yesterday's new news programme. Country song: Casper and 3 cowboys sing to Bjarne Riis. Guest: Carpet folder Broder Salsa is back and confronts the weathercock he had raped, and then shows Casper how to sort müsli in piles representing cities. Guest: Elias Pottestepper from "Mænd uden grænser" (Men without limits). Casper runs outside the studio and encounters a woman from his dream who hands him the end of a wire. Guest: Rock Musician Jeppe Vælling tells about his latest album. Late news.

Casper explains how successful the show has become and shows two desperate Mandrill fans trying to break into the studio. Guest: Temperature Expert Otis Mallebrok analyzes Jes Dorph-Petersen's body temperature which is 80 degree Celcius. Puppet play with Steffen & Josti. Program guide. Commercial: "Spis dild!" (Eat Dill) featuring a man who has misunderstood his line and instead says "Spis ild!" (Eat Fire), and is then yelled at from off-camera. Breaking news. Casper shows article from Jyllands-Posten where he ranks bottom in "Popular TV Hosts poll". Talent show: Snake Charmer Cillas Wik Wik (performs "Slangenummeret" (Snake Act) by playing various instruments - one of the objects coming up from the box is the head of René), Furniture Wrestler Virtus Bjældeklemme (wrestles volunteered furniture), and Hennning Ingenlunde (does parodies of known balconies by stepping in boiling water). Henning Ingenlunde wins. Late news.

Sex Theme Day #1. Casper declares he will treat the subject in a sober and adult manner. Guest: Sexologist Kresten Pikhår explains what it's like to be called Pikhår (pubic hair), and Casper tries desperately to keep a straight face. Puppet play with Steffen & Josti. Program guide. Commercial: "Bil-til-bil-stigen" featuring a man using a ladder to climb from one car to another. Breaking news. Guest: Lennart Berthelsen haven't had any sex since the 70's. Sketch: Strip act with Riverdancer. Guest: Krøsus Palnatoge tells about his wife Lucy who vanished. Guests: Two Sex Experts from Southern Germany, Hanckle & Kreiler show new sex positions. Guest: Record breaker Svenne O'Lotta tries to have sex with 501 partners (Bjarne Goldbæk & Fridtjof) in only 30 seconds. Sketch: Clip from the new mime-porno-movie "Stille far snaver" (Quiet Dad Blows) with mimer Lars Krimi and his sex partner. Late news.

Sex Theme Day #2. Casper interrupts the regular opening sequence and asks why there's a Man from Venezuela in the studio. Bjarne Goldbæk takes full responsibility. Casper and Bjarne shows how Mandril-fans can greet each other. Casper apologizes for being immature when he laughed during last episode's interview with Sexologist Kresten Pikhår. Puppet play with Steffen & Josti. Program guide. Commercial: "Brød-stokken" (Stick made of bread) with José, the Man from Venezuela. Breaking news. Guest: Cartoon Artist Silas Gnom shows erotic "Skam & Skule" cartoons. Casper tries once more to interview Kresten Pikhår and fails not to laugh. Vox pop: Casper interviews 3 men about their sex habits: The Man Who Is Turned On By New Roads, The Man Who Is Turned On By Chile, and The Man Who Is Turned On By An Argument. Guest: Wrestler Tore Ellen Hanhøj hushes at Casper. His two wrestling friends Tora and Jes show wrestling positions which have nothing to do with sex. Casper shows car stickers. Guest: Sidney Kreutzfeldt and Casper tell erotic stories, but all Sidney can come up with is "stare at the balls" (kiiige på klunkerne). Late news.

Sex Theme Day #3 - now with odeurs! Casper reads from erotic stories and Bjarne Goldbæk illustrates with odeurs (a light bulb and a pork chop). Guest: Detective Jerichov Lala tries to solve what happened to the Mandrill monkey Casper used to make deals with. Puppet play with Yannick Noah the Tennis Player. Program guide. Commercial: "Vinduesskabelonen" featuring a man illustrating with a cardboard how to roll up the car window correctly, and gets yelled at from off-camera. Breaking news. Sketch: Clip #1 from the upcoming Star Wars movie: Obi-Wan insults Obi-Wan and they fight with light sabers. Sexy talent show: Estate Agent Eiler Torps Nemmerlig performs "Mr. Wet T-Shirt", making Casper so exited he simply must touch his penis. Bjarne Goldbæk illustrates the act with odeur (he farts). Tony Subaru jumps on trampoline and says pick-up lines when he steps in strawberry roll. Liller Dresine Pee Pee performs "After Eight" and wins. Guest: Guardian of Morals Pelle Klumpfeber shows how he has combined Janteloven (Law of Jante) and The 10 Commandments. Late news.

Casper apologizes if he's ever been rude. It's time to give hugs but as he hugs Bjarne Goldbæk, Bjarne locks himself in hugging position. A technician rushes to help. Doctor Doctor comes running into the studio and releases Bjarne by giving him a cat made of prunes. Clip: A lemon is run over by a car. Puppet play with Yannick Noah the Tennis Player. Program guide. Commercial: "Pendul-hårtørreren" (pendulum hair dryer) with Mogens Volvo. Breaking news. Sketch: Clip #2 from the upcoming Star Wars movie: Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan practice with light sabers, and Yoda interrupts. Guest: Animal toy collector Preben Uha Hmfff mates his animals. Casper phones Svenne O'Lotta and cancels his later appearance. Attempting to get in a better mood Casper dances "høj-mand-limbo" (tall man limbo). Guests: Occupational therapist Jimmy Naller and his assistant Baudits stretch out Casper with fruit. Quiz: "Gæt hvem der skreg" (guest who screamed). Shadow play: "Fyldt eller forladt" (filled or abandoned) featuring the shadow of a man humping a woman. Late news.

Casper is tired of making television, and the show is canceled. Instead is shown the Swedish black/white film from 1982 "Jeg hater det" (I hate it) featuring a man pointing at a globe and repeats "I hate it". Casper interrupts and says maybe they shouldn't go that far. Guest: Emotion Expert Laust Villo Villo. Puppet play with Yannick Noah the Tennis Player. Program guide. Commercial: "Følelsesskjoldet" (Emotion Shield) featuring a man shielding himself from Nikolaj's fierce remarks. Guests: 3 members from "Ideernes venner": Nmm Bp, Anjelica Houston (puts macaroni on a fox cub and forgets what it was she wanted to show), and Skat Henningsen (shows how to trick the body by putting whipped cream in paté). Breaking news. Casper shows small Mandrill toys making sounds when you shake them, and quotes: McDonald's encourages young people to wear the toys on their hands to bring down the masturbation count. Sketch: Clip #3 from the upcoming Star Wars movie: Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan take Anakin Skywalker (a doll) for a walk and fight the Death Star. Guest: Cartoon Artist Silas Gnom shows "Skam & Skule" cartoons inspired by his recent divorce. Guest: Rock Musician Jeppe Vælling tells about losing someone and improvises songs. Casper is interrupted by a voice yelling at him and asks Bjarne Goldbæk who it is. Outside the studio, up in a tree Tony Curtis sits and refuses to come down.