A normal day in the life of our heroes, Balding Man and Slush rescue two children from peril. But things turn south, as one hero become too loquacious.
As Balding Man and Slush rush off to fight crime, they realize they are not as esteemed as they would like to be. But can they find any crime, any at all, to raise their standings?
Our intrepid adventurers still have not found any evil to thwart. As they try to prove themselves, they find that all the really good crime is already taken. Will they raise their rankings? Will Dominatrix make a good sandwich? Will Balding Man and Slush be able to withstand the onslaught of Metal Kry? Find out... now!
As Balding Man and Slush deal with metered mediocrity, a revelation occurs that may send Pedro down for the count. Can Balding Man save his friend? Can Slush pay his legal expenses? Can the police officer get a date?
Balding Man has a simple plan, cheer his buddy up with the evil tracking GPS he received from Hellkat. But not all is as it seems, and this device may not work as intended. Can Slush and Balding Man withstand the malicious mutterings of the maladroit machine? Find out this week, on Capes the Series!
