Hatter and Hare invent a pretzel machine, but during the demonstration, Rabbit loses the Queen's ring and the machine makes 100 pretzels. They assume it's in one of the pretzels and eat their way through them.
The Queen and Rabbit decide to hold a garage sale and one of the items they're selling is a (real) white elephant. It gets bought and passed around Wonderland as everyone tries to find a new use for it.
When the Queen's birthday approaches, she tells Rabbit that she doesn't want them to throw a party because they always mess it up. They attempt to anyway and everything seems fine until they pick up the decorations.
Alice jokingly tells Hatter and Hare about the unlucky Friday the 13th superstition. They take her seriously and tell the others. Fear of bad luck stops everyone from enjoying themselves.
The Queen is disgusted by the take-out pizza and wants Rabbit to make their pizza. Pizza Night was Rabbit's only day off from making dinner. Instead, the Queen holds a pizza making contest.
Dum volunteers to transport the Queen's fragile dinnerware when he suddenly gets a severe case of the hiccups. On his way to the palace, he's offered various remedies by his friends.
Hatter gains weight when he eats too many of his grandma's cookies. While Hare hides the cookies, he's supposed to diet and exercise. His resolve weakens and he scrambles to find the cookies.
The Queen has to save money so Rabbit decides to cancel their bottled water delivery and use Wonderland's underground spring. The rest of Wonderland decides to do the same and Rabbit attempts to stop accidental pollution of the spring.
Rabbit's famous movie star brother, Rabbit DeNiro, is coming to visit. The problem is that Rabbit wanted to seem important and told him he was the King of Wonderland.
Hatter wins a castle in a sweepstakes and is excited to move out of Wonderland. Hare is upset that his best friend is leaving, but tries to hide his feelings.
