Summary Grampa's senility is getting worse, Loretta and Hayden are still having hot secret sex, and Pascal is actually enjoying working at the retirement home... until a man dies in her aerobics class. When Cheryl starts talking about putting Ted in the old folks' home, Ted takes the first opportunity to barricade himself in the house. Once the rest of them manage to get in, they come to a compromise; instead of putting him in a home, they will make a roster and take it in turns to mind him. After only half a day of it, however, they all start to agree with Cheryl that he may be past their help. When the responsibility of telling Grampa that he's going to a home falls on Jethro, he uses the guise of 'going to a safe house' to get Ted to agree. Then the Wests have the job of cleaning out the foul smelling caravan of all the stolen nick-nacks and dead mice. While doing so, Cheryl finds the last will and testament of Wolf.

• Comedy
• Crime
• Drama