Summary Segment 1: Crazy Crafts: Bingo Drop Cans; Molly welcomes May Sparks, bingo player extraordinaire, who demonstrates the Bingo Drop Can.

Segment 2: Teaser: SCTV News

Segment 3: Kanadian Korner 13: Name That Smoke; Doug's invented a new game.

Segment 4: Promo: Tom Snyder, MD; Tom talks his way through crises.

Segment 5: SCTV News: Earl on roller skates; Earl tries to make the newscast more hip. Lead item: Togo taunts the Soviet Union. Earl accuses Floyd of not being young and hip.

Segment 6: Grizzly Abrams; Grizzly gets into trouble and his turtle goes for help.

Segment 7: Hugh Betcha's Night Gallery; Bob buys a record that takes him into the nightmare world of Night Gallery.

Segment 8: Signoff: The National Anthem; Mel Torme sings the American national anthem, soft of: "Oh say can you seebadeebadeebadeebadee, By the dawn's early, Pardon me boys is that the Chattanooga choo choo, I've got my share and the travel to spare, Oh once I built a railroad, made it run, Kept it running on time, running on time, Once I built a railroad, now it's done, Brother can you spare a, brother can you spare a, Rockets red glare, The bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still, Tall and tan and young and lovely, The girl from Ipanema goes walking, and when she passes our flag was still there, Oh say does that star spangled babadabadanner ye-et wa-a-a-ve, For the land of the freepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers, Jeepers creepers, where'd you get that, Home of the most beautiful girl in the world, picks my tie up, she eats my candy, she drinks my brandy, In the home of the BRAVE!"

This is followed by the Canadian national anthem, as selected by Bob and Doug, a medley including Oh Canada, the GWN theme, Anne Murray, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, Lorne Greene, Stompin' Tom and Maple Leaf Forever

• Comedy
• Sketch Comedy