Summary Segment 1: Sunrise Semester: Conversational Scottish with Angus Crock; Phrases of the day: "Bob's your uncle." "Can I owe it to you, all I got's a fiver." "Away w'ye." "Wee beasties." "That's my marmalade."

Segment 2: Promo: Chick Monk: Roadie Marriage Counselor; Chick helps a couple get it together, saves them from a falling speaker stack and blows his amp.

Segment 3: Kanadian Korner 8: Back Packing with Beer on Ski Trips; Doug has a tip on getting your beer through snow with skis.

Segment 4: Dick Cavett: Dick Cavett; Dick's guest is Dick Cavett.

Segment 5: Gaslight, Part 1; (A spoof of the film-neoir of the same name). Cecil and the low-class maid are after Cynthia's jewels and have a plan to drive her insane. Instead, they decide to speed up the process a bit.

Segment 6: Gaslight, Part 2; Cecil and the maid have trouble knocking Cynthia off.

Segment 7: Sermonette: Father Raoul Wilson; Raoul discusses the uplifting potential of some magazines.

• Comedy
• Sketch Comedy