Summary Segment 1: The Sammy Maudlin Show: On the Waterfront Again, Part 1 Sammy and William B. exchange compliments. Sammy welcomes Edith, who plugs bobby Bittman's latest movie before rushing off. (Note: one of the few that doesn't start 'already in progress.')

Segment 2: Commercial: Chet Vet the Dead Pet Remover Chet will remove your dead pet. No animal too small or too large.

Segment 3: Commercial: LaRue Toys Having received complaints about his toys, safety is the motto for LaRue's latest toy, Jessie the sponge.

Segment 4: The Sammy Maudlin Show: On the Waterfront Again, Part 2 Bobby Bittman plugs his latest film, which he directed, and shows a clip from the movie. After the clip, Sammy brings out Bobby's co-star, Lola Heatherton.

Segment 5: Clip: On the Waterfront Again Terry and his girlfriend find his brother hanging from a stevedore's hook. (Note: On the Waterfront Again is a parody of the 1954 film, On the Waterfront.)

Segment 6: Commercial: Evelyn Wolf School of Speed Eating and LaRue's Speed Drinking Book Don't loiter over your meals. Special bonus: Johnny LaRue's Speed Drinking book.

Segment 7: The Sammy Maudlin Show: On the Waterfront Again, Part 3 Bobby Bittman shows another clip. After the clip, Lin Ye Tang, the only man who could hang on a stevedore's hook and act the part of really being dead, comes out. Bobby quips that good acting does not have to take a back seat to race, creed or color. Sammy sums up by saying these three prove to us all that, if you apply yourself, anybody, no matter how bad, can act.

Segment 8: Clip: On the Waterfront Again Charlie tried to convince Terry not to testify.

• Comedy
• Sketch Comedy