Summary Segment 1: Commercial: Johnny LaRue for City Council Johnny makes his pitch for city council, and he denies that he's gay. Paid for by the Sicilian Homophile Society.

Segment 2: Promo: The Silly Bastard Andrew travels to England to find his real father.

Segment 3: SCTV Election Central, Part 1: Highlights from The Great Debate SCTV News coverage of the election begins with some highlights of the debate between candidates. Early returns come in with LaRue far behind.

Segment 4: Clip of The Great Debate Earl, Johnny's campaign manager, is the moderator. Jack wants to face the ultimate political confrontation, Shirley wants a political theater, and Johnny proposes a bird sanctuary/casino.

Segment 5: Promo One Is Enough When you're Barbie Somers, one is definitely enough.

Segment 6: Commercial: Moxwell House Decaffeinated Coffee The stock boy has trouble stacking tins of juice.

Segment 7: SCTV Election Central, Part 2: Statistics Earl has some election statistics.

Segment 8: Commercial: Career Home Study The next time you buy some matches, don't just pick your teeth with them.

Segment 9: SCTV Election Central, Part 3: LaRue's Speech Earl is at Johnny's campaign headquarters to get Johnny's reaction to his defeat (he's bitter). Note: Johnny's slogan is "Legalize LaRue."

• Comedy
• Sketch Comedy