Summary Segment 1: Promo: Baa, Baa, Black and White Sheep "She was just a flying nun until Pearl Harbor"

Segment 2: Sunrise Semester: Faking Orgasms with Dr. Cheryl Kinsey Human Sexual Response, part 4. Some useful phrases for faking an orgasm: "Don't stop lover, please don't stop;" "Oh you're good, you're so good;" "Make me a woman, big boy;" "Oh, I've got the music in me."

Segment 3: Promo: It's an Unusual World, Isn't It? This week, Uri Geller, a hospital where dead celebrities are living as vegetables, and a martial artist.

Segment 4: Witness to Yesterday Host Patrick Watson talks to Joan of Arc.

Segment 5: SCTV A.M. News: Earl in San Francisco Ragtime piano playing world record broken. Earl didn't quite make it to San Francisco to do a feature on an upcoming earthquake.

Segment 6: Commercial: The Amanda II Microwave Oven Cooks a roast in only three seconds.

Segment 7: Public Service Announcement: So You're Dead...Now What? Seven simple warning signs that you may be dead.

Segment 8: Match Unto My Feet: Passover Match Unto My Feet visits the Dithers family at passover dinner. Father Duffy (from San Francisco) tries to learn about passover. Mr. Dithers leads the service while the children make a racket, and the younger son wants out of the family business.

Segment 9: Promo: AC/DC In the morning she's a Mrs., in the afternoon she's a Ms., in the evening she's a Mr.

Segment 10: Words to Live By: Father John Duffy The Father talks about the sense of humor, relates a Nancy cartoon, and tells a story about the patron saint of the sense of humor.

• Comedy
• Sketch Comedy