Summary Segment 1: The Sammy Mauldin Show: Lorna Minelli, Trish Nutly joined already in progress. Lorna sings her mother's signature song. Bobby Bittman makes in impromptu appearance to plug his upcoming special. Sammy and Bobby trade compliments. Trish Nutly, a young new star, is Sammy's next guest...she's disgusted and tells them what a bunch of phonies they all are.

Segment 2: Sunrise Semester: Classical Greek with Alki Stereopolis The dialogue between Menelaus and Pericles.

Segment 3: Commercial: Spray-On Socks No more droop around the ankles.

Segment 4: The $211,000 Triangle Bobby Bittman screws it up for contestants.

Segment 5: Cooking with LaRue: Cat Food Johnny has a great recipe for the under-employed

Segment 6: Backstage Lorna auditions for a part that Trish already has nailed down.

Segment 7: Crosswords Part 1 Alistair Cook introduces an obscure Pinter play.

Segment 8: Promo: The Exorcist of Oz Lorna Minelli as Dorothy

Segment 9: Crosswords Part 2 Crosswords continues.

Segment 10: Commercial: Shakespeare's Greatest Jokes Including footnotes, so you can get the jokes you get.

Segment 11: Words to Live By: Father Michael Meyer Father Meyer reads from the book of Caucasians.

• Comedy
• Sketch Comedy