Summary Val comes in to find Roger in a bad mood. She has put some fish fingers and frozen peas in the conservatory fridge,which he uses to store his bonsai seeds. She counters by claiming that the kitchen fridge is often over-loaded and a row ensues,in which she terms him pompous. He admits that he is grumpy as the winter gardens have two new water-voles who do not get on and staff have named them after him and his boss Phil. Val wonders why their rows are always over mundane matters and recalls a couple they know who argue about 'glamorous' things.Roger tells her that this couple are now facing bankruptcy so they are better off as they are. He cooks the fish fingers for her.

• Comedy
• Sitcom