Summary Sault's book proposal is turned down by the publisher. However, the editor of Canuck, a new magazine, likes her writing and wants Sault to write an article on vertical bar conditioning aka pole dancing. This test article leads to Canuck offering her a monthly column. Things finally look to be going right for Sault, until her older sister Alex aka "Annabelle Bonaduce" (the Ste. Marie sisters were big fans of _"Partridge Family, The" (1970)_ when they were kids) comes for a visit. Alex was always the perfect one, and still is seemingly so, with a good job, wonderful and gorgeous family and a yacht club lifestyle. Alex's visit was not by accident: she's come to Vancouver to bring Sault back to Toronto to live under the watchful eye of the family, who think Sault subconsciously sabotages everything positive in her life. Getting advice from Hal, Sault decides that she needs distance from her family despite the fact that she loves them. But Sault's unusual life provides fodder for her monthly column. Meanwhile Stanley has a crush on a new columnist, who writes under the name Annabelle Bonaduce. Elsewhere, Carol leads the charge in the anti-condo movement. But Chuck bribes one more tenant onto the pro-condo side: the Tans.

• Comedy
• Sitcom
• Drama