Summary When Simone complains about Eddie storing car parts in her refrigerator, Malcolm wants an explanation. As the discussion causes a rift between the two friends, Simone suggests Malcolm is just as much to blame for allowing Eddie's behavior to go unchecked. And when Eddie balks at the suggestion that their relationship isn't always as good as it could be, Malcolm reminds him of some past problems, including the time Eddie turned McGee's into a strip club. Though Eddie doesn't want to hear it, Malcolm suggests taking advantage of Simone's many years of psychoanalysis to help improve their friendship. And even though Nicolette agrees with Eddie, Malcolm insists that Simone may have something worthwhile to say. Meanwhile, when Nicolette reminds him how Eddie helped reunite his grandparents by pretending to be Dean Martin, Malcolm recalls the time he disguised himself to help Eddie out of a jam, too. Unable to agree on whether he and Eddie ever disagree, Malcolm recalls his best friend's many philosophical insights. And after agreeing that their friendship has carried them through thick and thin, Eddie suggests that he and Malcolm have their own theme song.

• Comedy
• Sitcom