Summary While working the bar at Kelly's, Malcolm meets Julia, an attractive woman who is clearly interested in him. But back at home he's surprised to see her walking out of his roommate's bedroom. And realizing that Malcolm is courting his younger sister, Eddie forbids them from seeing each other. Meanwhile, Eddie buys a parrot hoping to cash in after teaching it to talk. And to make sure he has proof of its language skills, he sets up a video camera to record the bird while he's away. With Eddie determined to protect his sister, Malcolm promises to keep things friendly, and not romantic. Although still suspicious of his roommate's motives, Eddie will to go to work only after Julia agrees to keep the door locked. However, Malcolm is surprised when Julia gives him a big kiss. But, when he can't help but see Eddie's face in hers, Malcolm asks Julia to stop, unaware that the entire episode has been videotaped. When Julia arrives at the garage, Eddie immediately suspects something's up. After hurrying home for the tape, Eddie then heads for the bar where to challenge the unsuspecting Malcolm to a fight. Though Malcolm suggests viewing it would be unfair to Julia, Eddie is convinced that the tape will prove he broke his promise. But once she sees what he's done and accuses Eddie of violating her privacy, Julia shows the whole tape to exonerate Malcolm and force her brother to apologize.

• Comedy
• Sitcom