Summary Alison has her own flat where she is hosting her nervous cousin Thomas,who has come from Hartlepool for a Cliff Richard concert and even before ringing her bell has,thanks to Tom,been chased through wet cement by a dog. Tom and Alison take him to a pub where a young man called Malcolm picks a fight with Tom but gets knocked out by a cricket ball. Then Tom is challenged to a fight by another youth Terry,who deliberately loses and tears his clothes,daubing his face with fake blood. Only after Tom's party have left do the lads realise that the fake fight was to have been between each other to impress Malcolm's girlfriend. Arriving home first Thomas knocks himself out with a medicine ball,requiring Alison and Tom to break the door down. Her landlord is not pleased - but she never liked the flat anyway.

• Comedy
• Sitcom