S1.E1 ∙ Welcome Wagon

Evil bugs from outer space have infected dolls across the world in an attempt at global conquest. Will Earth's greatest scientific and military minds put a stop to this sinister plan in time?

When Joe Orpheo, a young, Hollywood-endorsed auteur director disappears from the decrepit and empty house location of his big-buck feature shoot - along with his entire cast and crew - opportunistic B-Movie titan Derek LeClair declares squatter's rights and starts setting up a feature shoot of his own in the same house. But the terrible fate of Joe's cast and crew also awaits Derek and his collaborators. The slasher flick hack and the up-and-coming wunderkind bring their opposing artistic visions to bear in a final confrontation that has a third creative presence as well, one only interested in possessing souls both above and below the line.

A dinner party where wicked intentions and an uninvited guest dramatically collide.

These are the hilarious misadventures of three students sent by their demoralized parents to a reform school of terror. Subjected to an endless stream of deranged teachers, the hapless kids graduate to their horrific fate!

Joe's greasy breakfast is determined to sabotage his career defining presentation.