S1.E8 ∙ Diary of a Female Person/Happy Hour

Follow the adventures of Sgt. Elke Mantooth, Lt. Drucilla Dread and The BMP Task Force as they seek out the worst "cine-terrorists" in movie history and bring their crimes to justice for your entertainment! The first BAD MOVIE POLICE case is a little gem from 1992 called GALAXY OF THE DINOSAURS.

Macbeth and Macduff were agents of the dangerous kind- America and Britain's finest secret weapons. But when Macbeth and his (semi-platonic) partner Banquo are confronted by three witches who prophesize their rise to power, things become unclear as to the lines of right and wrong. With the nagging of his power-hungry wife, Macbeth is forced to take the prophecy in his own hands... but there is one small problem. Macduff has been sent on his next mission- and Macbeth is the target. As tension rises and people start dying, it only becomes too clear to the agents: only one of them is walking away from this... because this time, it's personal.

The Insane Clown Posse get the chance to run their own promotion: and see the results. Thrill as King Kong Bundy takes on someone at least 300 pounds lighter than him. Chill as "undead" wrestler Evil Dead goes on a quest to be JCW Champion, and recoil in horror at the thumb tack titty match. The main event sees ICP go up against Doink the Clown and his partner... Doink the Clown! ICP also provide humourous commentary for the whole event.

A satirized version of the iconic fairy tale retold with more than a few "twists". Little Red Riding Hood is sent out on an errand by her domineering mother to bring her ailing Grandmother some nourishment. On the way, she crosses paths with The Wolf (David Luce), a hermetic, deranged psychopathic pedophile who immediately begins to make trouble for her in a big way. Can she find the inner woman inside her to vanquish this twisted canine fiend?

The real Darna (Brenda Del Rio) in the Darna, Kuno? storyline became pregnant. Based on the story, Darna was impregnated by the Japanese anime robots Voltes V and Mazinger Z. Because of the pregnancy someone had to take Darna's place temporarily as the superheroine until she had given birth. The original Darna lent her magical stone (the stone that transforms Narda, Darna's alter-ego, into Darna when swallowed and the name Darna is shouted aloud) to Dolphy who will become the male Darna dressed up in the female Darna costume. Dolphy as Darna or more specifically the Darna Pretender or replacement had to fight tikbalangs, aswangs, and other enemies. A female character, Annabel (Lotis Key), became the other Darna Kuno in the story. She stole the magical stone from Dolphy after finding out Darna Kuno's secret identity. Both male and female Darna Pretenders fought and defeated alien invaders. The true Darna returned to retrieve her magical stone carrying her baby who was already wearing a Darna costume.