Summary Bill and Judy have tickets to the AC/DC concert, while Lauren is invited to a cheerleader party, where boys and beer will be. Bill and Judy say no to her going, but don't need to worry about Brian--he wasn't invited. Bill tells Brian, when he was his age he wasn't invited to parties, but one party, he went with the football team, lay low in the kitchen so he wouldn't get booted out, and made a pyramid out of empty beer cans. He became a legend because everyone thought he drank all those beers and from then on, he was invited to parties. Linda is at the house to make sure Lauren doesn't sneak out. While waiting in line, Judy has Linda check on Lauren and finds out that she has sneaked out. They give up the tickets and go to the party. While looking for Lauren, they can't find her, but Bill finds Brian in the kitchen making a beer-can pyramid. They send Brian home and when they're home, Brian says that Bill taught him the pyramid. Later Bill tells Brian that he should never let anyone make him feel like he doesn't belong. Still looking for Lauren, she's home and says that she was in the basement all along listening to records. She says she's going back to the basement and seems to have convinced them, but they catch her outside trying to sneak some of the partygoers out of the basement. Bill and Judy tell Brian and Lauren that they know all the tricks to sneaking out because they did it and manage to salvage what's left of the night.

• Comedy
• Dark Comedy
• Sitcom
• Romance