• 2021
3 Things Must Die!

Summary Free-flowing monologues and unfettered conversations lead to Stephen Spurling condemning three things. View more details

  • 2021

3 Things Must Die!

Directed : Unknown

Written : Unknown

Stars : Stephen Spurling Billy Bennett Ken Hurley Marlee Hathaway

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Genres : Horror Documentary News Talk-Show

Release date : Feb 22, 2021

Countries of origin : United States

Official sites : Anchor.fm

Language : English

Production companies : The Spoonatics

Summary Free-flowing monologues and unfettered conversations lead to Stephen Spurling condemning three things. View more details

Details

Genres : Horror Documentary News Talk-Show

Release date : Feb 22, 2021

Countries of origin : United States

Official sites : Anchor.fm

Language : English

Production companies : The Spoonatics

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Episode 1 • Feb 22, 2021
Mae West Hatred, Car Crashes, the Sin of Pride
Stephen and his guest Ken Hurley discuss Mae West, Tiger Woods, Roman Abramovich, and more.
Episode 2 • Feb 24, 2021
A Bad Job, Auto-Tune, Taylor Swift's Popularity
Stephen talks about mushroom coffee and 1949 weight loss ads. Later, Josh Spurling and Erin Peris join to discuss the faint hope of watching a movie they actually enjoy.
Episode 3 • Feb 26, 2021
Glitches in the Matrix, Malicious Machines, Mean Zookeepers
Stephen condemns the TWILIGHT ZONE-like experience that has led to his computer crashing; plus, nasty machines, mean zookeepers and more.
Episode 4 • Feb 27, 2021
A Creepy Boy Bird-Killer, Unnecessary Dialogue, Cyan
Stephen reports on the latest "Barney Google and Snuffy Smith" comic strip, the Golden Globes, an Oregon wolf, and more. Later, Stephen and his guests review The Song of the Birds (1935) and Song of the Birds (1949) and decide which one must die.
Episode 5 • Mar 02, 2021
Mamie Van Doren Classics, Fear of Dummies, Shaming Seuss
The new guest, Billy Bennett, makes a bold distinction between the chef who trained him and the Swedish chef from the Muppets. Stephen puzzles over the belief in inanimate ventriloquist dummies. Plus: Mamie Van Doren, Dr. Seuss, and more.
Episode 6 • Mar 04, 2021
The 'Rona in Apes, Losing Bugs Bunny, Cancelling Rosanne
Cilantro-hater, Billy Bennett, joins Stephen to discuss trivial political issues before getting down to the serious business of bonobos, gorillas and Bugs Bunny.
Episode 7 • Mar 06, 2021
Baby Tattoos, Exorcists Who Cancel Horror Movies, Forgetting to Make Sure My Mic Is On
Stephen distracts himself from his microphone-related woes by talking to Ken Hurley about two longtime friends who discover they are sisters, an exorcist who wants to cancel horror movies, and more.
Episode 8 • Mar 07, 2021
The Decapitation of Sea Slugs, Cats in Planes, Henry Winkler's 1993 Directorial Effort
Billy Bennett and Ken Hurley join Stephen to talk about the cancerous cancel culture, that superhero TV series about old sitcoms, the vegetarian diet of that Viking horns guy at the Capitol, and more.
Episode 9 • Mar 08, 2021
Glue on Neanderthals, Oppression of Meg-Han, Kicking a Dog Out of the White House
Ken Hurley, who may or may not be a jazz opera singer, talks with Stephen about whether it was an evil conspiracy or gross incompetence killed off Jeffrey Epstein.
Episode 10 • Mar 09, 2021
Bigotry in Babies, Calling Engagement Rings 'Sparklers', the Deaths of Cassette Tape Inventors
Stephen confuses the bigotry against babies with the bigotry of babies and decries that scientists have not reversed aging in time to save the inventor of cassette tapes and CDs.
Episode 11 • Mar 10, 2021
Un-mummified Animals, Fun-Sized Vermin, Any Obstacle to Kitty Power
June from the MURDERS, MYSTERIES AND MEOWS podcast joins Stephen to speculate on the motivations of a cat stuck in a Boeing 737. Later, Jaron (aka Mr. Dabbler) talks health care in a way even Stephen can understand.
Episode 12 • Mar 11, 2021
Ineptees, Naming Your Baby the Duchess of Sussex, the Laughter of Cameramen
Stephen talks to Ken Hurley and the fabulous Marlee Rebecca (aka Marlee Hepburn) about holographic audiences, the on-set improvisations of Robin Williams, and the new age restriction for bars in Florida.
Episode 13 • Mar 13, 2021
All Cracked Jokes by Queens, Planet Shut-Up Women, Technicolor Worlds of Dangerous Whimsy
Old guest Billy Bennett and new guest Matthew Bennett discuss the wonderful world of Oz and the equally (some say NOT equally) wonderful world of Disney. Plus: Queen Elizabeth II and Woody Allen.
Episode 14 • Mar 14, 2021
My Public Apology? Skyline Chili? E! and Cardi B?
Stephen enjoys the sensual pleasures of the two-holed second letter of the alphabet, while Ken Hurley bemoans the closing of his local Skyline Chili.
Episode 15 • Mar 15, 2021
Atrocious Writing in Esquire? Dude Looks Like a Lady and Sounds Like Yanni or Laurel? Honoring Male Joker but Ignoring Female Joker?
Stephen struggles his way through the bad writing in a once-popular magazine. Later, Ken joins Stephen to discuss the wonders of those illegal things that naughty persons will sometimes illegally and naughtily ingest.
Episode 16 • Mar 16, 2021
Sharon Osbourne, Sheryl Underwood, Arch Oboler, Claude Rains, Tommy Cook; Nude Arsonist Burns Potato Chip Rack at Anaheim Subway Restaurant
Stephen looks at the racism of Sharon Osbourne's tears, the hotness of the naked arsonist who burned a potato chip rack at an Anaheim Subway restaurant, and the sudden return of onetime child actor Tommy Cook.
Episode 17 • Mar 17, 2021
Is Subway Sandwich Shop Tuna Real Tuna?
Billy Bennett joins Stephen to discuss the perils of ripped jeans, Subway Sandwich Shop tuna, Nostradamus or whoever that is on 4chan, misgendering in Canada, tweeting while teen-aged, and more.
Episode 18 • Mar 18, 2021
Is Fantasy Horse at It Again?
Sabotage hits Stephen's mic yet again, and Fantasy Horse is the prime suspect. Billy Bennett joins to discuss Chinese food, British swear words, and the comics section in the Indianapolis Star.
Episode 19 • Mar 19, 2021
Why Can't Biden Staffers Smoke Pot?
Billy, Ken, and brand-new guest Kristie, join Stephen to discuss Biden and pot, liberation from covid, spring break, Buddy Hackett, and more.
Episode 20 • Mar 20, 2021
Wherever You Are, You're Seized
Stephen talks about a giraffe that wears a bowtie, but is not a gorilla.
Episode 21 • Mar 21, 2021
Don't Quit Your Day Job, Coca-Cola
Stephen looks at forgotten old celebs that everyone remembers, TV doctors who slap Jeopardy! (1984) fans in the face, and a soft drink that goes hard on mosquitoes and paint jobs.
Episode 22 • Mar 22, 2021
Ligers, and a Ghost Barbara Billingsley, and Australopithecuses, Oh My!
Stephen talks about Ghost Barbara Billingsley's role in Ellen DeGeneres' declining ratings and the 13-year-old girl spawned from two different human species.
Episode 23 • Mar 25, 2021
I Didn't Say Spider-Man Sucks Bad, I Said He Licks Bad
Sharon Stone slams cancel culture. Chrissy Teigen leaves Twitter. Seth Meyer bans words. Nike and H&M face backlash in China.
Episode 24 • Mar 26, 2021
This Is Not About Harvey Weinstein's Bloodied Genitals
Sharon Osbourne leaves some show or other. Bill Gates tries to dim the sun. Beverly Cleary and Larry McMurtry die because scientists are lazy.
Episode 25 • Mar 27, 2021
Styxhexenhammer666 Says the United States No Longer Has a Free Press?
Stephen Cathy-Newmans all over the argument of Styxhexenhammer666.
Episode 26 • Mar 28, 2021
The Pope, the Mule, and Satan
Stephen uses Francis the Talking Mule to remember the Pope. Marlee stops by to review a musical horror story featuring feminist cannibals.
Episode 27 • Mar 30, 2021
Tin Ferris Wheel, Bal-Itchy Shriek-Fasten, Doormat Tie-a-Bee
A deathbed joke about an allegedly boring number leads Stephen to feelings of inadequacy.
Episode 28 • Mar 31, 2021
The Fatbergs/ASMR Henny Youngman
Stephen discusses: fatbergs; the overrating of crickets; the extortion of a U.S. rep; and more. Later, a musician, a chef and a Disney expert walk into a bong. In a bonus segment, Stephen steps into the world of ASMR.
Episode 29 • Apr 01, 2021
Crapping the Case
Stephen discusses Matt Taibbi's review of Mighty Ira (2020); shave gel; Tim Pool on Delta Airlines paying for wokeness; and more.
Episode 30 • Apr 02, 2021
The Keyword Is Chef
Episode 31 • Apr 04, 2021
Which Is Better? Coffee or a Great Life Hack? They're About the Same, Right?
Episode 32 • Apr 04, 2021
May Journalism Go the Way of Paper Routes
Paper routes were bad, journalism is worse.
Episode 33 • Apr 05, 2021
A Bad Penny Always Turns Up Because All Pennies Are Bad
Stephen dreams of a naked turtle and a penniless America.
Episode 34 • Apr 06, 2021
This Crummy Is Unacceptable
Stephen talks about Lynne Patton, Noah Bookbinder, Park Cannon, bad cars, a rare comic book, and more.
Episode 35 • Apr 18, 2021
2042; Cat Licks Skillet; Greenwald on Sicknick; Veritas and Slapsticking Charlie Chester; Tom Woods on Communism; Matt Taibbi on Bonenberger
Stephen is thrilled to read about Charlie Chester and Adrian Bonenberger because what great names, right? Meanwhile, Stephen's cat licks a clean iron skillet.
Episode 36 • Apr 20, 2021
French-Canadian Pronunciations; Bathing Bikini Suits; Kirstie Alley as Gloria Steinem; Jane Fonda Kisses James Franciscus
Episode 37 • Apr 21, 2021
How to Make Jim Carrey Cry
Episode 38 • Apr 22, 2021
Fill My Hat with Coffee and Nude Country Singers!
Stephen goes deep on Entertainment Weekly covers, full hats and caffeinated counties.
Episode 39 • Apr 23, 2021
Youth! Are You Trapped in Grandpa's Double-Breasted Suit? Can You Reach Your Cell Phone to Call for Help?
Stephen dives into an immersive sea of tattooed Disney World employees, missing Netflix subscriptions and grandma's captivating khakis.
Episode 40 • May 06, 2021
Spockian Werewolves Playing Golfball (One of the Better Sportsball Games!) at Space Camp
Stephen shivers at the idea of werewolf linguists, as he cites a 1986 robot movie to justify using a naughty word.
Episode 41 • May 07, 2021
Duh, Here's a Riddle. What Has Only One Horn, Is White and Gives Milk?
Stephen concerns himself with a man who steps on plastic barrettes to save a guy with ravioli in his navel, a cartoon walrus who writes for People magazine, and more.
Episode 42 • May 08, 2021
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
Billy Bennett climbs back aboard the podcast to talk about fiery paper plates, zombie vampires, shower curtains on airplanes, and more.
Episode 43 • May 10, 2021
Stop Looking Like Leonardo DiCaprio, Leonardo DiCaprio!
Stephen reads Glenn Greenwald, John McWhorter, and finds out what Twitter wants us to know about Israel, Palestine, Leonardo DiCaprio, Car Talk, and more.
Episode 44 • May 11, 2021
Republicans vs. Liz Cheney, Greenwald vs. AOC, 19th Century Fictional Preacher vs. Nude Sculpture
Stephen reads the first chapter of "A Modern Hercules" by Melvin G. Winstock, looks into what Twitter wants us to know about Liz Cheney, and dives into Glenn Greenwald's attack on AOC.
Episode 45 • May 13, 2021
Baseballers and a Talk Show Host Asymptomatically Cough, Greenwald Knocks Down Liz Cheney's 'If' and Taibbi Nixes Apologizing to the Woke
Stephen finds out what Twitter wants us to know about "breakout" infections, then looks into Greenwald vs. Liz Cheney and Taibbi vs. apologizing to the Woke.
Episode 46 • May 14, 2021
The Grime of the Century
Stephen looks into what Twitter wants us to know and finds some useful information.
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