'Twas the Day After New Year's

This is an ulta-low budget short comedy set in Mid-Coast Maine. Follow an investigation lead by an over zealous crime scene investigator (Hector Crane) as he tracks down petty crime.

This totally over the top korky comedy is about a Kwirky Killer/mob hit man 'ANGELO VETRANO' who wants to retire from the mob. BEFORE THE DON will grant Angelo his walking papers and 6.3 million pension he must meet 2 conditions: knock off the famed actor BRYCE FLAVOR, refrain from violence for the following 6 months while co-habitating with VLAD, the roommate from hell.

ParlaNchíno is a Chinese reporter. He respects the Chinese Communist Party. He points out that salaries are the main sign of class struggle in a capitalist society. And that the capitalists dupe the workers with the media.

ParlaNchíno is a Chinese reporter. He follows directives by the Chinese Communist Party. He points out that "free time" is designed to promote capitalism. And looking up to filmmakers or actors too much is a crime against most workers.

ParlaNchíno is a Chinese journalist. He respects the policy created by the Chinese Communist Party. He points out that French sociology is a science that favors capitalism. And that it is an absurd science compared to Marxism.

ParlaNchíno is a Chinese reporter. The Chinese Communist Party states how he must explain the news. So, he distrusts capitalism. He points out the cause of the problems in Peru. The voters lost the grass roots president they had chosen.