Calamari Union

A retelling of Dante's Inferno about addiction in modern society.

Barely released from prison, gentleman robber mastermind Werner Blücher already plans another major heist and prepares a 'shopping list' for his cahoots. Taxi-driving kin Andy Walz is reluctant until he hears it may render him and wife Suzanne rich. Young Andy Walz is eager enough to impersonate a cop in his late grandpa's uniform to 'borrow' a broken-down beat-car. Target is the warehouse used by crime baron Leo Kaiser, where they find tobacco bales filled with cash earmarked for incineration. Incompetent police commissioner Schmitz-Kesselhoff tailed Blüchner but tips off Kaiser, assuming him to be in cahoots, so his political ally has the case removed from the PD by the time her abused underling Müller Zwo could catch Andy rolling in stolen cash. The stately home of bed-ridden Dr. Ballmann, suggested by Andy, who minds him regularly, as stash becomes the scene for a spectacular disappointment in the finale.

Two brothers, to avoid to lose the care of their teenage sisters, decide to setup a robbery. They end up becoming the Demolishers, avenging underpaid workers and victims of extortion.

Stay-at-home dads, Ned Wazinski, an unemployed vending machine mechanic pushing fifty, and, Julian York, a former male stripper nearly half his age, meet on a park bench while watching their children play. Over the next several weeks as Ned and Julian get acquainted at the park, Ned notices a large volume of people entering and exiting an unmarked retail outlet across the street. After some investigation, Ned and Julian find out the "mystery store" is actually a front for an organized crime money laundering operation which frequently relocates to evade law enforcement. When Julian finds out his wife's high-paying career is about to come to an abrupt end, he proposes to Ned that they burglarize the "mystery store" before it vacates.